Inveigh
11.10.10 | where my Florida bros at?! |
BigHans
11.10.10 | yes, from the way it sounds you will be needing lots of metal and lots of booze |
geng
11.10.10 | I went to Florida when I was 9. Felt like being in a giant oven. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | fuck off blake |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I went to Florida for Disney. Can't remember any of it really. |
This Life is Genocide
11.10.10 | and this is not a vacation how? |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | yeah it's hot down there
but nothing's worse than living in St. Louis in July -- that shit's fucking brutal.
metal and booze are going to save me on this trip for sure -- I've already got my airplane-sized bottles of whiskey and vodka in my briefcase |
BigHans
11.10.10 | yeah I went to Disney World when I was 5, thats it. |
Satellite
11.10.10 | i was there for the holidays last year. nothing like spending christmas morning drinking beer and fishing on the pier in 85 degree weather. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | "and this is not a vacation how?"
even though I've never met her mom, I am aware of how crazy she is. Most of it's too personal to get into on Sputnik, but suffice to say that her mom has already attempted to get us to let her and her husband to stay in our hotel room (even though they live 5 minutes away). We said no, so they booked their own room at the hotel. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I went to Miami when I was 17 for spring break since a friend of mine went to UM. Got blasted ey day, man. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | c'mon Pit, I thought you'd have some suggestions of places I should hit up or something |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Go to Coconut Grove. There is a store called Condom USA. Buy me one of those blow up sheep sex dolls. Yes, they exist. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | FL REP WHOA Fuck Ft Lauderdale. Go out to Hollywood. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | why do u keep stealing names for places from other places |
Satellite
11.10.10 | naples is where against me! originated from. where a black t-shirt and drink pints of guinness. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | ^THIS GUY'S NOT ONE OF US |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | ok that was meant for Josh |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | ha, go figure. a good deal of my fiancee's family is from around there as well. |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Against Me! rule |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | What you mean, McVeigh? |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | lol hey guys what do we call our new town umm theres some place in italy called naples lets call it that yeah good idea bro now lets get back to the trailer park need to listen to pantera and beat my wife and children senseless |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | You look like Little Richard, ya bitch. |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | well what about the countless other towns and cities in the u.s. named after european and biblical locales
gr8 mnds thnk alke |
Satellite
11.10.10 | that was legitimately hilarious fade |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Old neighbors were from naples, I stopped by there on the way down to get gas and I believe there was a fucking peacock strolling about. |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Balls, you've been reported for denouncing Manowar. |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | MANOWAR METAL RAARGH |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | lol Josh it was a Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reference
"THIS GUY'S A DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER -- HE'S NOT ONE OF US!" |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | I don't watch that silly stuff. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | lol Fade I'm pretty sure Naples was named by either Italians or Spanish people back in the 1800s or something
but you're right I bet those guys listened to pantera too |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | But I'm serious about that store. They had pictures of genitalia with different STD's up around the store to encourage buying condoms. It was fucked. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Sean William Scott Lollololol. RAISE YOUR FIST UP IN THE AIR PLAY THE METAL LOUDER THAN HELL LOUDER THAN HELL |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | w/e man dont ruin my moment
"I believe there was a fucking peacock strolling about."
lol righteous |
Baphomet
11.10.10 | Cee lo has taken my top 20 of the year by assault.
Have a nice trip. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | lol sounds like my kinda joint Josh
i like how Balls' sentence started all manly and shit with the "fucking peacock" but then it ended with "strolling about" -- shit's raw |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Ha ha. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | fuckin peacocks man
stroll into my house n fuck shit up in a multicoloured rage |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Birds of a feather fuck shit up together. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | they're relentless |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | precocious little pricks |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | THANKSGIVING BIRD is gonna be peacock this holiday. Or Ostrich. Maybe bald eagle. |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | you un-patriotic bastard |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Play with my "bald eagle". |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | play with my "sheep doll" |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Pantera is from Texas Fade. Fag. |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | put your "bald eagle" in his "sheep doll"
and produce bald sheeagples |
Josh D.
11.10.10 | Fade and his silly non-sequiturs. |
FadeToBlack
11.10.10 | derrrrrrrrrrp people outside of texas are allowed to listen to them no? |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | not unless they're fuckin COWBOYS FROM HELL |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Bender |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | I will construct outfits from foreign and domestic birds to rival that of Bjork's swan dress. |
BigHans
11.10.10 | Bender |
Hep Kat
11.10.10 | balls you should pitch that to lady gaga and make that bank papuh go boom boom $$$$$$$$$ |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | the real question is: how are you going to one-up Lada Gaga's meat dress? |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | I don't know much about Naples, but I know a lot about it's cousin to the north, Ft. Myers. If you go about 30 minutes north up I think it's I-75, I forget what road it is, but it's like the first exit in Fort Myers. You take that all the way down to Estero Beach Blvd, and follow it about 20 minutes north and you'll be there. It's really nice, and the seafood there is phenomenal. You have to really look for it or ask around, though, because most of their restaurants are hard to find. Sanibel Island is literally right there, too, and it's beautiful and very quiet. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | I should.
Better question, why is Bjork letting Gaga get all the glory? They should duet or some shit with ethereal keyboards. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | or maybe they should fight to the death |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | thanks Nick. what's the name of the place? |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | name of what place? I haven't been there in about 12 years, so you'll have to ask around. Your best bet is to take a right and go along Estero Beach Blvd until you make another very sharp right. That's when you're in Fort Myers. At that sharp right, there's a big giant open area with a bunch of shops and restaurants right on the beach. There's some good food in there, but ask the around in the area(called Times Square), and see what they say.
Sorry if that's convoluted. I took my meds 40 minutes ago and I'm basically on cloud 9. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | ohhhh I thought you were directing me to a specific restaurant or something my bad |
klap
11.10.10 | be back in florida for xmas not looking forward to it. naples is alright but listen to balls |
Deviant.
11.10.10 | "Buy me one of those blow up sheep sex dolls. Yes, they exist."
Of course they exist, we invented them |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Hollywood to have a good night out, ft lauderdale for diseases, Sebastian to dump a body. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | I didn't even know there was a Hollywood in Florida |
BigHans
11.10.10 | hey while you're in Florida look up Glen Benton and beat the everloving shit out of him for me. |
Relinquished
11.10.10 | "Go to Coconut Grove. There is a store called Condom USA. Buy me one of those blow up sheep sex dolls. Yes, they exist."
he knows what's up. Florida is cool, many great memories there. MIAMI REP PALMETTO |
Deathcar
11.10.10 | I love how this started relatively normal, and then descended into Pantera and bird dresses...actual lol. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | you from Florida Relinquished? |
Relinquished
11.10.10 | nope but I lived for most of my life. not the best place I've been to honestly. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | right on. I used to drive down there every summer with my family when we lived in Atlanta, but I don't think I've been since like 97 or something |
Relinquished
11.10.10 | the weather gets worse every year, but it should be good now since winter's approaching. |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | haha yeah it's supposed to be in the high 80s the entire time we're there
shitty though because it's going to be like 65-70 and sunny here until Sat/Sun when it will finally turn into typical Chicago |
Relinquished
11.10.10 | dude I'm Sweden now, you have no room to complain. the country's awesome but the weather still have to get used to for a couple of months.
if you see a peacock steal it, go to the beach even if it's November, don't go to Homestead |
Inveigh
11.10.10 | oh I will most definitely be going to the beach, and I have no idea what Homestead is but I will avoid it like the plague
I'd love to be in Sweden -- how long you been there? oh and I'm not complaining, I actually prefer the weather here to anywhere else I've lived (i.e. Atlanta and St. Louis)
peacock theft goes without saying. |
Relinquished
11.10.10 | Homestead is one of the poorest places in Florida, that said it's not bad but fucking boring. Peacock theft is fun especially when you break into someone's house that you know where he left the key (under the plant) and leave in his room and it shits all over his favorite shirt.
oh and I been in Sweden since August. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | That's cool I wanted to go to Sweden sometime in the next few years. |
Relinquished
11.10.10 | you can't really wear any bro clothing cuz of the temp but god the women here are so fucking hot |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | South Florida women are the absolute worst, probably why i'm so bitter. Apparently they're better up north but middle Florida is equally as bad. |
dreamobile
11.10.10 | I live in Florida. Sanibel Island is nice, other than that though I haven't been around the West Coast too much. You could always hit up Miami if you want, weather's been pretty nice lately. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Gotta wear this.
http://www.zazzle.com/im_in_miami_bitch_tshirt-235618339036215593 |
dnor
11.10.10 | Make your way to West Palm Beach and you'll see the sweet parts of Florida |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Lot of black people in WPB. Just sayin. |
dnor
11.10.10 | oh well true, technically I live about 30 minutes north of West Palm...a little north of Jupiter. I'm clear of the "blakes". |
dnor
11.10.10 | oh and balls, you're a TAD bit wrong.....
Hollywood to have a good night out, ft lauderdale for diseases, Sebastian to dump a body.
Ft. Pierce for the Diseases, Pahokee/Glades/Okeechobee to dump bodies. Hollywood is fun though. |
BallsToTheWall
11.10.10 | Never hung out at Ft Pierce but I hate lauderdale with a passion but get dragged out there because of my brother. Vero and Sebastian are completely vacant, ironically inspiring me to move back south at which point I'd like to move up to northern Florida where all the haunted ghost towns, ominous weather and indian burial grounds lie ahead. |
awhiteguy
11.10.10 | The only thing Vero and Sebastian are useful for is good fishing. |
dnor
11.11.10 | Not even that. Come to Stuart. Stuart's fishing > Vero or Sebastian. |
Oceanus
11.11.10 | Congratulations on the engagement, man. Whenever that happened. |
