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Manly Metal Militia

Alright black metal pussies and satan-worshiping basement dwellers -- it's time to learn how to behave like you've got a penis. The MANLY METAL MILITIA is here to show fools how to rock. And by rock, you fucking know I mean RAWK. Although BigHans and I are the charter members, we'd like to go ahead and extend invitations to LeperCon, greg84, Counterfeit and KILL. If you think you're worthy of a spot, go ahead and apply -- don't be a pussy. So, while you black metal fags are putting on eyeliner in your mom's bathroom and thinking about what church you're going to pretend to blow up, we'll be fucking the last three girls you fapped over, simultaneously. Open your eyes and learn something, motherfuckers.
1Down
NOLA
2Volbeat
Beyond Hell/Above Heaven
3The Haunted
The Haunted
4Corrosion of Conformity
Deliverance
5Clutch
Blast Tyrant
6Kyuss
Blues For the Red Sun
7Danzig
Danzig II: Lucifuge
8Metallica
Metal Up Your Ass
9Pantera
Vulgar Display of Power
10Machine Head
Burn My Eyes
11Black Label Society
Sonic Brew
12Dozer
Through The Eyes of Heathens
13Skid Row
Slave To The Grind
14Crowbar
Broken Glass
15Alabama Thunderpussy
Staring At the Divine
16Doomriders
Black Thunder
17Mastodon
Leviathan
18Anthrax
Sound Of White Noise
19Monster Magnet
Dopes To Infinity
20Nashville Pussy
Let Them Eat Pussy
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