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Manly Albums 2

The long-awaited (?) sequel to Manly Albums is here. This time I bring you 10 albums that will make you go swimming in an Aegean Sea of testosterone, make even your eyeballs grow hairy and cause young children around you to cry for no reason. Also for every time one of these masculine records is played, a scene kid will die.
The Last In Line

Ronnie sits on the throne that formerly belonged to Satan in the depths of Hell. Now Satan has to work two part-time jobs at McDonald's and Best Buy just to make ends meet.
Let There Be Rock

Bon Scott is Ronnie's most trusted lieutenant, simply for daring to sing a song about a woman who was a whole lotta woman indeed.
3Motley Crue
Too Fast For Love

Proof that glam could have been manly. Until it went gay.
4Amon Amarth
The Avenger

If I need to explain to you why this is manly, you may not have been born the same gender that you are now.
Balls To The Wall

Wait a second, didn't I have this on the last one? Bah, who cares. No, the cover is not homoerotic, if you think it is then consider having your vasectomy reversed.

Dave and Co. ride the wave of thrash comeback glory and the world is much more manly for it.
7Iron Maiden

Bruce may be a better singer, but Paul Di'Anno still has a distinctive voice and his raspy vocals combined with the raw production of early Maiden made them a must have for any man worth his biceps.
8Kings of Leon
Youth and Young Manhood

Before they wussed out and decided they wanted to be the next heartthrob buzz band, KoL made some masculine tunes that just made you wanna grab some beer and a shotgun and head out into the bayou to hunt some 'gators
9Lynyrd Skynyrd
Second Helping

Of course even before Kings of Leon hit the scene, Skynyrd were already the high kings that set southern rock apart as a manly musical genre. Though Van Zant didn't go to Hell, the two Ronnie's still keep global masculinity in check.
Chaos A.D.

This album is so heavy and so pissed off that if it doesn't sent you into fits of spastic headbanging, nothing will.
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