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A Holiday Tribute To Cannibal Corpse
I friend and I had the hilarious idea of making holiday versions of Cannibal Corpse song titles. I don't know how well the humor carries over the internet, but enjoy. Happy holidays!
1
Candy Cane Smashed Face
2
I Cum Eggnog
3
Entrails Ripped From Mrs. Claus's Cunt
4
Post-New Year's Ejaculation
5
Stripped, Raped and Strangled (By Santa Claus)
6
Fucked With A Christmas Tree
7
Mrs. Claus Was Asking For It
8
Candy Cane Sodomy
9
Necroelfophile
10
Ginger Bread House of the Mutilated
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demon of surveillance
12.15.10
some I made up on the spot, but overall I'm pretty happy with this
Brontosaurus
12.15.10
funny
DeafMetal
12.15.10
Some funny here. In before "Cannibal Corpse sucks".
Hawks
12.15.10
I like 2, 3, 8, and 9.
eternium
12.15.10
I lol'd.
bloc
12.15.10
I love it
ShadowRemains
12.15.10
necroelfophile and i cum eggnog...lol
cvlts
12.15.10
Fucked With A Christmas Tree
OutOfMyself
12.15.10
Hahah not bad at all.
demon of surveillance
12.15.10
haha glad you guys like it
ThyCrossAwaits
12.15.10
fuckin' lol'd
newjunkaesthetic93
12.15.10
Cannibal Corpse doesn't suck.
In before "Cannibal Corpse Rox"
pillowswantyoursoul
12.15.10
I need moar.
Plank
12.15.10
I cum eggnog, I relate to that so much :l
ShadowRemains
12.15.10
Addicted to Gingerbread Bits
Josh D.
12.15.10
Dick dick.
demon of surveillance
12.15.10
Necro isn't lying, we thought these up at school this week.
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