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Worst Metal/hard Rock Bands

Based on repetitiveness/lameness of lyrics, song structure, solos, etc. (and lame outfits).

Cannot write lyrics that aren't about fire, death, battle, heroes, etc. Can't play live and are very repetitive.

Modern-day KISS with even stupider costumes. And their best song: Hard Rock Hallelujah? How lame is that?
3Cannibal Corpse

One the most perverted and disgusting bands ever, and you can't even tell what they're saying. I C*m Blood? Meat Hook Sodomy? That's just sick.

They look like girls and they sound just like Motley Crue Ratt, Skid Row, Whitesnake, etc. At least Motley Crue is tolerable.

Just because they're influential, doesn't mean they are good. Worst songwriters ever.
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