demon of surveillance: Worst Metal/hard Rock Bands

shindip 08.20.09	pretty much, yes, although ive never heard 2
FailureToAspirate 08.20.09	I agree with 1 and 4 (barring Every Rose Has Its Thorn, which has a killer guitar solo), but Lordi get props for comic value. As for 3, you clearly know nothing about the death metal genre, and as for 5, you've clearly never seen them live.
fromtheinside 08.20.09	lmao @ 3
RobertDennis2 08.20.09	Ha, this is obviously fake and completely misinformed! KISS have sold... more records than there are numbers in pi, mathematically they cannot be featured on such a list! you're gonna make folks think you're one of them crazies!
Jesuslaves 08.20.09	Buckcherry.
Douchebag 08.20.09	"mathematically they cannot be featured on such a list! " lol pretty much yes!
KILL 08.20.09	cc rule fuck
redskyformiles 08.20.09	EVERY ROSE HAS ITS MOTHER FUCKING THORN!!!
Tempertemperature 08.20.09	An entire genre is built around the type of lyrics in 3. The lyrical content isn't what makes them bad.
DaveyBoy 08.20.09	Add me to the 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' fan club.
Captain North 08.20.09	Lordi are amazing, what are you on about.
JayVex 08.20.09	I completely agree with you on 1 and 2 (especially 2; Lordi are simply horrible). Not so sure about 5.
Asiatic667 08.20.09	Go listen to your gaypeth, lordi and Dragonforce are awesome
Greggers 08.20.09	I agree with 1 and 2, but 3 fucking own
Metalstyles 08.20.09	2 is actually a pretty fun listen and 5 ain't that bad
Asiatic667 08.20.09	2 is a frickin' awesome listen! They're just plain fun rock, that's all they're meant to be. People are just dumb saying "Oh, thier costumes are silly, thier lyrics are awful".
Jesuslaves 08.20.09	clears throat and raises voice Buckcherry.
Greggers 08.20.09	^this
theacademy 08.20.09	"clears throat and raises voice Buckcherry." tho i disagree, very funny
BassDemon333 08.20.09	pretty bad list.... Dragonforce are pretty cool. Lordi's music sucks horribly but their costumes rule. Cannibal Corpse is fucking AWESOME. You don't have much taste for Death Metal I see. I hate Poison and KISS though. Fuck them.
theacademy 08.20.09	"Strutter" is a great song altho the Donnas cover is better than the original imo
entarthedryden 08.20.09	are you gay
theacademy 08.20.09	dude the donnas rule
Bfhurricane 08.20.09	I don't completely agree with list, but you have some funny justifications.
FadeToBlack 08.20.09	CC are generic and boring, but theu're hardly one of the worst bands ever. Also putting them down just because of the lyrics is ridiculous. Go read some Carcass lyrics, some of them are far waorse
EVedder27 08.20.09	yeah poison and kiss suck
demon of surveillance 08.20.09	I like death metal where you can actually tell what theyre saying like Opeth, but I do like stuff like CoB and Death. some people might say Opeth's lyrics are repetitive, but its not random crap about having sex in disgusting ways or killing someone
FadeToBlack 08.21.09	opeth aren't death metal, and neither are COB (extreme power metal) I do agree though, lyrics like that are really fucking stupid, but violent or anti-christian lyrics come with the territory.
Bleak 08.21.09	I pretty much agree except Cannibal Corpse. Their older stuff was terrible, but their newer stuff is pretty damn good.
GenNarain 09.24.09	#1 for sure.
PuddlesPuddles 09.24.09	Try to find the "Rock And Roll All Nite" studio version and listen to how horrible it is. Which is why they use the live version with the crowd cheering and everything. Genius marketers, horrible musicians
EVedder27 09.24.09	4 and 5 are so bad
Poet 09.24.09	"Cannot write lyrics that aren't about fire, death, battle, heroes" It's called Power metal.
EVedder27 09.24.09	I didn't notice I already commented on this a month ago
PuddlesPuddles 09.24.09	Haha well at least you're consistent. If you commented last month saying you adored KISS and Poison I'd question your entre profile's credability.
thebbqshrimp 09.24.09	Cannibal Corpse isn't bad because of their lyrics. They're bad because of their overall lack of pretty much any musical talent. That being said, "Hammer Smashed Face" is like the greatest song ever.
bloc 09.24.09	bbq, you kidding? CC is amazing with their instruments, especially on the newest album.
Phantom 09.24.09	agree with all except 3
DLNation 09.24.09	One word... sort of "Jackyl"
thebbqshrimp 09.24.09	Well, granted I've only heard their older stuff. I was referring more to song-structures and song-writing more than technical musicianship, though.
Jesuslaves 09.24.09	[size=5]BUCKCHERRY[/size]
fireaboveicebelow 09.24.09	this list is full of hypocrisy
DLNation 09.24.09	3 Doors Down & Nickelback maybe the 2 worst "hard rock" bands around. But then again there is Daughtry who has completely ripped off the sound of Nickelback (or at least his writers did)
Inveigh 09.24.09	Cannibal Corpse does not belong on this list. Agreed on all other counts though. And it goes without saying that 3 Doors Down, Nickelback and Daughtry all suck ass.
Chewie 09.24.09	uggh this douche at my school thinks KISS is the best band ever, and has such a limited and shitty music taste that whenever I play Mars Volta or Mastodon or some metal/rock bands he might like, he thinks they're awful /end rant
XulOnerom 09.24.09	Dragonforce and Poison suck ass. Lordi is average. CC is good. Kiss has some really catchy songs.
deathmetal101 10.17.09	dragonforce is SHIT
bloc 10.17.09	and THAT is why they are on this list
sousapwn 10.27.09	for those of you who like cannibal corpse listen to hammer shashed face and then tell me what is musical about it... o snap u just got burned. dragonforces is an epic fail and deserves to be number one on the list. but why is kiss on the list. they inspired so much and like others have mentioned there are much worst bands :cough cough" buck cherry
bodiesinflight57 10.30.09	Agree so much with 5
Phrike 10.30.09	[quote]Based on repetitiveness/lameness of lyrics, song structure, solos, etc. (and lame outfits).[quote] Yep that's Dragonforce all the way, saw them live and still regret it
maidenpmcc 05.13.10	Nickelback should be in here.
vanderb0b 05.13.10	3 is honestly not bad, especially the debut album.
SteelErectedb4you8er 05.13.10	I hated Kiss until I saw them live. They bought on an awesome show I must say. And they actually do have good songs. Cannibal Corpse last couple albums have been great and they have some good songs on other albums. And to say they don't have musical talent laughable. Alex Webster is a machine on the bass. There are far worse bands than this.
TheyTookOurJobs 07.08.10	CC are amazing
Helvete 07.08.10	they are alright, but the reasons he's put for hating them are fail
Motiv3 07.08.10	Original list is original.
NWOAHM666 12.13.11	Take 3 outta there. Things you can put: - Nickelback - Limp Bizkit - Design the Skyline - Atreyu - ...
Aids 12.13.11	this list needs to not be bumped.
InAbsentia 12.13.11	I don't get it. Did the guy actually expect them to be good?
DoABarrelRoll 12.13.11	Five Finger Death Punch?
MetallicOpeth 12.13.11	the reasoning for 3 is so bad lolol
DoABarrelRoll 12.13.11	If he thinks that's sick, he needs to spend more time on the internet
Relinquished 12.13.11	old list
rockandmetaljunkie 12.13.11	awesome list
HaydenDyson 12.13.11	Bon jovi
Emim 12.13.11	woah bloc posted in a list weird
bloc 12.13.11	Haha, why are you always talking about me? : ) I love seeing old threads with my old comments and stuff though
Emim 12.13.11	I make statements about you whenever I see that you're active and wait to see how long it takes for you to notice them.
bloc 12.13.11	LOL somehow I always know it's bait but I cannot resist.
Emim 12.13.11	You would make a wonderful teenage girl.
tiesthatbind 12.13.11	"I love seeing old threads with my old comments and stuff though" tbh I've cringed at a few of my old tl;dr comments that I posted when I first joined
bloc 12.13.11	I feel ya, I've seen a few of mine and chuckle.
Emim 12.13.11	I've ended up editing a few...
bloc 12.14.11	Haha, you can't just change your past man
Emim 12.14.11	I can when it's me being more stupid than usual
KjSwantko 12.14.11	dragonfarce sucks
tiesthatbind 12.14.11	"I've ended up editing a few..." Me too. On the positive side it's fun to come across those long threads we commented on a lot back in 2010 and just reread them.
Emim 12.14.11	Mostly all daveyboy threads, lol. A couple of my reviews have conversations when we were fledgling users
Zorak 12.14.11	it's odd seeing you post in a list bloc. you normally stick to the review threads as I recall.
Emim 12.14.11	YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO but yeah that's pretty on point
Zorak 12.14.11	ISN'T BLOC OF THE FEMALE TYPE?
bloc 12.14.11	Nowadays, perhaps. But that's only because most lists these days are boring dig lists or top 2011 albums lists. But a few years ago, when I was racking up the comments, I posted in lists quite a bit.
Zorak 12.14.11	You do no wrong bloc
bloc 12.14.11	Haha, you should read my older comments But I guess those weren't too bad either...
Emim 12.14.11	Once upon a time you used to make lists too.
bloc 12.14.11	Speaking of, I'm thinking about putting one together and posting it. I have the perfect idea.
Emim 12.15.11	It's only taken you 2 years to think of the perfect one!
bloc 12.15.11	It only took your asking : )
Scoot 12.15.11	i don't understand the point of bumping lists like this
bloc 12.15.11	Nostalgia
andcas 12.15.11	kiss is the icp of rock. flame me.
Zorak 12.15.11	I really hate KISS too.
Emim 12.15.11	I don't think anyone but ReturnToRock actually cares about KISS
bloc 12.15.11	They have a few cool songs
NeutralThunder12 12.15.11	i think the first 3 are better than the last two
demon of surveillance 02.05.12	Holy shit this list is old...I was just starting my sophomore year of highschool when I made this. Yes I no longer hate Cannibal Corpse, I now find their lyrics insightful and clever!
Ovrot 02.05.12	CRUSHING CRANIAL CONTENTS - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Zorak 02.06.12	I always find it hilarious that that movie referenced them.
UnnamedOcean 02.06.12	"As for 3, you clearly know nothing about the death metal genre" What is there to get? it's not exactly deep stuff.
Zorak 02.06.12	^ wrong.