Devastator
03.18.12 | Because it had aids. |
TheVoiceAndTheSnake
03.18.12 | To show the armadillo how to do it |
bungy
03.18.12 | No I've had aids before and never crossed any roads |
Killerhit
03.18.12 | Should one question the chicken's motives? |
bungy
03.18.12 | No armadillos know how |
ControlDarts
03.18.12 | because it had its fingers stuck in a can from trying to get the tab out after it fell in and he was bleeding and shit and before he knew it he was slowly forgetting who his family was before finally deteriorating to the point of self-defecating. writhing in his own shit and piss, a walking vegetable, he jumped in front of a moving semi-truck and got torn to shreds, bits and pieces of his poultry carcass getting wedged between the grill before getting discovered by a farm caretaker to which the semi was heading. the driver was accused of animal abuse and sent to life in prison where he had to give up his dreams of making birdhouses for the retirement home and had to abandon his feeble but recovering relationship with his molested son and finally died quietly from leukemia in the corner of his room. His body was disposed of behind the broadway dumpsters and his scattered remains were pecked at by mutated, lonely bird/hobo people. |
ncguitar
03.18.12 | Because it was running away from bungy, who was trying to buttfuck the poor creature. |
Trebor17
03.18.12 | m/ |
Killerhit
03.18.12 | Best story ever |
bungy
03.18.12 | Oh my god |
Funeralopolis
03.18.12 | I don't think that was the reason |
Sirob
03.18.12 | 0% album artwork m/ |
NotSoFast
03.18.12 | Um... |
GnarlyShillelagh
03.18.12 | what the fuck is self-defecating you moron |
iswimfast
03.18.12 | A weird way to say shitting your pants. |
Bloodhail
03.18.12 | p/ |
Brontosaurus
03.19.12 | why did chicken Jim Morrison Cross the road?
To break on through to the other side... |
WashboardSuds
03.19.12 | that was entertaining, I must say |
