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Skank You, This Is Punktastic

Over this past summer I fell deeply in love with punk rock again. Picture me (really handsome) driving through town with the window down, because I can't raise my fist properly through the roof inside my Ford Escort and I don't want to have to superglue the ceiling back on like I did the mirrors and the bumper, belting out the chorus to "Sluttering" by Jawbreaker... That never happened, because I don't enjoy looking like a douche bag and I don't even know all the words, but I would have loved to on multiple occasions. Sometimes a man needs music that immediately gratifies with catchy melodies, re-used chord progressions and predictable lyrics, usually an explanation of what sucks or a poor description of what they are so mad about, being projected by an untastful raspy or nasally voice that makes you wonder if the bassist could actually hit a note maybe they should try someone else, speaking of the bassist is his amp on or is he just on stage because he's the lead guitarist's brother? Doesn't matter, the song is sure to be over in a couple minutes, heaven forbid them to write one longer than 3:30. Anyway, not sure what I just typed, can I have some punk/ska recs please?
1Against Me!
Reinventing Axl Rose
2Andrew Jackson Jihad
Can't Maintain
3Bad Astronaut
Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem
4Bad Brains
Rock For Light
5Bad Religion
No Control
6Banner Pilot
Pass the Poison
7Black Flag
My War
8Bouncing Souls
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
9Dead Kennedys
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
10Dead to Me
Cuban Ballerina
11Dear Landlord
Dream Homes
12Defiance, Ohio
The Great Depression
13Dillinger Four
Versus God
14The Gaslight Anthem
The '59 Sound
15Hot Water Music
16Husker Du
Zen Arcade
Dear You
19The Lawrence Arms
Oh! Calcutta!
20The Menzingers
Chamberlain Waits
Pennybridge Pioneers
22Minor Threat
Out of Step
Double Nickels on the Dime
24Mischief Brew
Smash the Windows
Punk in Drublic
26Paint it Black
Potemkin City Limits
28Screeching Weasel
My Brain Hurts
29Social Distortion
Social Distortion
30Strike Anywhere
Iron Front
31Strung Out
Exile in Oblivion
32A Wilhelm Scream
Career Suicide
33The World/Inferno Friendship Society
Just the Best Party
34 The Arrogant Sons of Bitches
35Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution
A Call to Arms
36Bomb the Music Industry!
Goodbye Cool World
37Catch 22
Keasbey Nights
38Choking Victim
No Gods, No Managers
39Common Rider
Last Wave Rockers
40Leftover Crack
Mediocre Generica
41Less Than Jake
Hello Rockview
42Mad Caddies
Just One More
43The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Let's Face It
44 Mustard Plug
Evildoers Beware
45 Operation Ivy
Operation Ivy
46Reel Big Fish
Turn the Radio Off
47Rx Bandits
...And the Battle Begun
48 The Specials
The Specials
49Streetlight Manifesto
Somewhere in the Between
50 The Toasters
Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down
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