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the government is doing weird shit outside my house

Was driving home just now drinking a 7UP, listening to some mountain goats having a rgrand ole time and as I drive out of the town and on to the last few mile stretch rthrough some area which is very sparsely populated and I notice I'm following a low rflying airplane (spoiler: not an airplane at all). It's dark so I can't see it but I see the rlights. I think nothing of it and continue to sing along to "sax rohmer #1" IM GOING TO rRETURN HOME TO YOU IF IT'S THE LAAAAST THJNG THAT I DO. And the kaboom I rrealize that I am catching up to the airplane. I glance down at my speedometer to rconfirm that the vehicle isn't exceeding something like 400 miles per hour. Then I start rto think something of it. I finally catch up to it and pull over and turn the music off and rstep just outside of the car. I can't make out its shape but seeing the few lights runderneath it I confirm that it is way bigger than a helicopter and one whole thing not rseveral small ones close together. Also, it was dead fucking silent. I was like 100 feet raway and heard nothing. Sufficiently creeped out I scrambled home. I drove away and rglanced back through my mirrors and it was either gone or the lights were shut off. I rshit you not it just happened I walked in and starting taking a shit and typed this and rwell I'm still shitting. spooked every time I hear a noise.
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