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Objects In My Living Room Ranked

List is digs and objects in my living room ranked
1John Fahey
Death Chants, Breakdowns and Military Waltzes

Nemesis goggles - can be used to balance the items in your pants. If you already have
Nemesis goggles in one pocket on one side you could put these in the pocket on the other
side and will balance everything out. ranked 1
2Zero Boys
Make it Stop

bucket - can be placed upside down for a boost to jump up really high also can be
filled with socks
3Glocca Morra
Just Married

couch cushion - can be put in place on couch for use on couch also can be left on
4Guided by Voices
Bee Thousand

broken xbox 360 controller - can be used to have people excitedly ask if you have an
xbox 360 then you can sarcastically ask them why would i have a controller and no
xbox then they laugh then you tell them you actually don't have an xbox then ask them
if they want to leave yet
5The Smiths
The Queen is Dead

remote - can be used to mute the tv or even better turn it off
6Born Against
The Rebel Sound of Shit and Failure

recliner - can be used for naps and anchoring fort walls
7Sun Kil Moon
Among the Leaves

someones laptop - can be used to make lists on sputnik while bored
8Masked Intruder
Masked Intruder

red cup - can be filled with milk to drink. can be filled with gatorade
9The Smiths
Strangeways, Here we come

window - window space can be used to place curtains so I can ignore the outside
Leaves turn inside you

Rick - won't leave. hasn't showered since Tuesday. is sharing licorice
11John Hiatt
Master of disaster

glass cup - can be used for self defense via suffocation over attackers mouth.
haven't tried tho
12toys that kill
Fambly 42

walls - block wind. create the inside
13rx bandits

painting of duck - can be used for a reminder of what a duck looks like
14Blacklist Royals
Semper Liberi

chair - can't remember what chairs are for
15Teenage Bottlerocket
Freak Out!

carpet - collects garbage I have to clean up. almost useless
Celebration Rock

TV - steals attention. shows America's Got Talent and MTV.
17Fierce Brosnan
Good Luck Exploding

other remote - can be tied around elbow and used as elbow pad
18Suicidal Tendencies

laptop charger - can be swung around like a mace. deflect bullets

swimming shorts - can be used to put in laundry
In on the kill taker

lone football card of Eli Manning - has thrown an interception 129 times in 8 seasons.
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