Decapod
01.26.12 | Anyone have the number of a good escort service... |
Maniac!
01.26.12 | I'll have sex with you |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | ^^^^ |
ZilbelPing
01.26.12 | Fuck her up.
Get it back.
And then fuck her with it, while it's still in your hand. |
Decapod
01.26.12 | Why do chicks always do this at the year and a half mark in a relationship? Cock teasers. |
omnipanzer
01.26.12 | Oh, I thought it was because you are a closeted homosexual. |
Decapod
01.26.12 | You mean, a closet homosexual? If you're going to insult me, at least spell the fucking word right. |
Maniac!
01.26.12 | No.
Closeted as in an adjective of homosexual
you're a dumbass |
Decapod
01.26.12 | Either way, im out of the closet. |
MetallicOpeth
01.26.12 | hahaha |
omnipanzer
01.26.12 | "Closeted and in the closet are metaphors used to describe lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer/questioning and intersex (LGBTQI) people who have not disclosed their sexual orientation or gender identity and aspects thereof, including sexual identity and sexual behavior."
Don't correct me penis lover. |
Decapod
01.26.12 | I have a date with, Maniac's grampy tonight. Fingers crossed for a gummer. |
Maniac!
01.26.12 | still more action than you're getting now. |
omnipanzer
01.26.12 | fill that jar with warmed jello with a high gelatin content and hump it. |
Decapod
01.26.12 | Who doesn't love penis, dude? I know I crave a hot, robust skin sausage as often as possible. |
Decapod
01.26.12 | Very true, Maniac. |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | I have a date with, proper comma usage. |
Decapod
01.26.12 | Oh you. |
keyboardxmosh
01.26.12 | Oh cool, OP has a girlfriend. |
Cosmiche
01.26.12 | LIST HAS GOOD ALBUMS, 4&5 IN PARTICULAR |
Zorak
01.26.12 | wtf is going on itt |
johnnydeking29
01.26.12 | lol, combo reeks of virginity
props for 5 |
johnnydeking29
01.26.12 | ^*convo |
Beachcoma
01.26.12 | what am i reading
|
Zorak
01.26.12 | ^my thoughts exactly |
AllGabrielsAreGlass
01.26.12 | I remember I took LSD one time and the night after Id taken it I dreamed very surreal shit...I remember most of all that I saw my reflection and I had vaginas all over my skin, where everyone I hated was sticking their dicks or tongues into me. If you get the pretentious symbolism congrats. |
taxidermist
01.26.12 | Lmfao. |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | THATS THE JOKE MAN |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | thank you :3 |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | i am an english major so i kind of have to make those jokes
is she hawt? |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | i love hot teachers especially the ones that know they are hot and are teases
i have an english teacher in 9th grade that used to wear these awesome g-strings all the time and everybody in the class saw them
she knew |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | had** i am not 14 |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | she has the most awesome ass ever man i miss that class |
bakkermaarten007
01.26.12 | Turn the roles around. Why don't you play hard to get for once? Girls want to be worshipped, if you act cold all of a sudden she'll beg for your man seed. |
taxidermist
01.26.12 | You need a freak, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbdNS6Zy514 |
DinoX
01.26.12 | bakkermaarten makes a good point |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | I play cold all the time that shit doesn't work for me. |
Zorak
01.26.12 | I don't know shit about getting women. I've had the same one for two and a half years lol |
FrankRedHot
01.26.12 | I traded Igor the Strong for my wench about 5 moons ago for some wheat and whale semen. |
keyboardxmosh
01.26.12 | solid trade |
acorncheese
01.26.12 | lol guy makes list gets pwned in it |
FrankRedHot
01.26.12 | I desire Rothgar's wench. She has a much bigger bust and has walked with very few men. If I was to walk with her, I would walk for miles. |
FrankRedHot
01.26.12 | Sorry, was watching Lothar of the Hill People. |
Emim
01.26.12 | "No Sex For Me
My gf has my dick in a mason jar under the sink."
as long as it isn't yours you should be good |
Emim
01.26.12 | sorry, didn't see the "my"
you might be in trouble |
Recspecs
01.26.12 | Sometimes you gotta take life by your dick in the mason jar and shove it up your asshole. |
