Zip
08.03.09 | List is 100 percent real events and people. |
atrink
08.03.09 | god damn sounds like a fun summer |
Zip
08.03.09 | Hell yes, who ever said u need alcohol to have a good time |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Idiots.
...although it can most certainly help. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Never drank before, don't plan to. Can't stand the taste. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | 'Tis an acquired one, no doubt. And I know a lot of peeps who didn't plan on drinking... then they went to college. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lol @ college, that's still a ways off now. |
atrink
08.03.09 | i had one sip of beer. it's the nastist shit ever |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | cant stand the taste. wtf. everything tastes differently. beer tastes like piss admittedly and spirits aren't tasty but they pack a kick so are worth drinking. but how can you deny alco-pops taste good? they are amazing, smirnoff ice, wkd blue etc. some of the nicest drinks taste wise. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Dude I'm 15 lol. Get off my back |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | You're all fools. You're just too young, I guess. There are some truly shit beers out there (and, unfortunately, being a penniless college student, more often than not that's what I end up drinking), but there are some amazing ones, too. Wine is great, too. Hard alc isn't the greatest, but as gaslight said, they get the job done and quick (and don't fill you up).
Also, if you're a dude and drink Smirnoff Ice... gtfo.Shame. Shameshameshame.
Once again, though.. probs just too young. |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | you're 15. exactly. you should be pissed every night. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Haha yeah... I'm kinda with gaslightanthem. Sophomore year of HS is when all that shit starts happening. |
Waior
08.03.09 | I'm not a drinker, no incentive, but their are some excellent tastes out there...
Sounds like a fun summer, all these albums are bleah. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | *INTERNET PEER PRESSURE* lol. |
Waior
08.03.09 | junior year sober is far more productive... |
Kiran
08.03.09 | uh, you guys are 15, do you actually expect to like alcohol? you probably still push your vegetables to the side of your plate. not trying to be a dick but just saying. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Ironically enough, my sophomore year of HS was a shit-show and I had a 4.7 GPA. I went straight-edge for a gf my junior year and my grades dropped SEVERELY. |
Tits McGee
08.03.09 | one time i was drinking this beer but i took a sip and threw up TRUE STORY |
cvlts
08.03.09 | lol Kirgasm, tis
@list/anyone under 18: ah the joys of bring young |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | here in england everyone is getting drunk at like 12/13 maybe that's why we are making more and more stupid decisions |
Waior
08.03.09 | about 90% of my peers are drunk by 14 sooooo
information suggests otherwise |
R6Rider
08.03.09 | one time I drank this beer and finished it, then I had another one, and another one, and another one, and you get the story |
cvlts
08.03.09 | @bbqshrimp: it wasn't because of straighTedge, it was because of the bitch |
nodnerB
08.03.09 | Wine is nice. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Lol I know it, Dante. Just ironic. |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | i hate being 18 and drinking legally what's the point |
scyther
08.03.09 | I wouldn't consider beer an acquired taste. Domestic American is laughable, and thats where most people start. |
Kiran
08.03.09 | best part about underage drinking were the fucking wank fake ids people used to try and pull off |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | i just wanna break the law |
PuddlesPuddles
08.03.09 | I've been hooked on rum ever since I went to Mexico
Beer is alright if there's nothing else to drink
My younger brother is 14 and I've had to take one too many beers away from him already. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Why did my list turn into random comments about alcohol. How about some reminiscing and story swapping geez. |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | lets talk about death shrieks and how mine is bigger than yours |
Waior
08.03.09 | You scored a kiss while listening to Breathe Carolina?
Did it hurt? |
scyther
08.03.09 | Nobody has stories worth swapping anymore unless they're about excessive alcohol use. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Is that why people come to Sputnik? Is this like an A.A. site. No the kiss ruled lol. |
PuddlesPuddles
08.03.09 | One time my friend did a back flip off a jungle gym and he landed on a bar right between his legs. His feet didn't reach the ground. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lulz. I broke my arm running on the track once. |
Kiran
08.03.09 | to be fair, stories about excessive alcohol use are usually the best |
PuddlesPuddles
08.03.09 | Broke your arm running? Interesting...that's like breaking your legs doing push-ups |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Hmm injury stories, eh? Well, I've broken 26 bones (including repeats of the same bones), so I'm not really sure where to start. (If you're a youngin and you're contemplating getting really, REALLY into skateboarding... stop now).
Broke my shin once when I fell off a rail. Was attempting a nose crookslide down a 10-stair. Compound fracture. My shin bent like a knee. Gnarly. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Geez is that what you all did when you guys were 15? |
Zip
08.03.09 | Not much of a skater or a sports kid so no isues there. I was running and my shoe fell off and I crashed down on my arm and cracked it. Radius fracture couldn't play guitar for a while. It was torture. |
Kiran
08.03.09 | lol bbq, i stopped skating when i was 16 and fucked the tendon in my knee so badly my knee had nearly twisted 180. roouuugh. i was decent too so it really sucked back then but im glad now because i probably wouldve ended up still skating today and sweden is absolutely the worst place to skate. plus, football is more fun. european football, not boring as balls american football. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | No doubt, Kirgasm. I was pretty good, too, which is probably why I got so fucked up doing it. Was always trying crazy shit lol.
And... I'm going to agree with you 'bout European football being da shit. Although, I do love 'mericun football, too. |
Zip
08.03.09 | American football is ridiculous. Skating is retarded lol. |
atrink
08.03.09 | how is american football in anyway boring.
soccer all you do is run up and down and you score once a game.
not trying to start a debate or anything. lol |
Zip
08.03.09 | Besides good old American Football has real violence not that fake soccer crap. in Football people get laid out and broken in every way possible man, it's awesome and hilarious. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | ...the fuck?! European football? Get that shit OUTTA here! |
Zip
08.03.09 | Yeah guys let's all get on Kirgasm for having an opinion... |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Lacrosse is about 50x better than American Football if you what you're looking for is people getting cracked. Rugby, too.
Soccer (sorry, guys, I'm American, and yes, I'm arguing for soccer) is so much more than guys running up and down a field and it really annoys me when that's all anyone describes it as. A lot more to it than you think. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | -you from first sentence. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lol |
cvlts
08.03.09 | It's what happens when you call American football boring as balls |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | thread's turned gay. beer stories are far more interesting |
Zip
08.03.09 | U guys suck. |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | sweet. In France in bars you can get huge beers, like 3 pints |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | *note* The following story was all re-told to me. I remember none of it *note*
On my 18th birthday my friend threw a party for me at his house. Apparently I finished off an entire fifth of Jack Daniels by myself. At one point in the night I announced to the entire party that I was going home. I proceeded to sprint out the door and down the street. My friends tried to chase me down, but they couldn't catch me. I woke up at 6am on a lawn 3 blocks from my house with only one shoe. I lived 5 miles from the party.
Yes. |
Masochist
08.03.09 | WHEN I WAS 17
I DRANK SOME VERY GOOD BEER
I DRANK SOME VERY GOOD BEER
I PURCHASED WITH A FAKE ID
MY NAME WAS BRIAN MCGEE
I STAYED UP LISTENING TO QUEEN
WHEN I WAS 17
Sipped beer. Never again (probably again).
I'm the only 21 year I know who doesn't drink beer.
But now, young Zippo, summer has come and (almost) passed, and I guarantee the innocence won't last. Now, there's only school.
FFFFFFFuck.
CAUSE BACK IN SCHOOL
WE ARE THE LEADERS OF ALL
SO TRANSPOSE |
Zip
08.03.09 | Epic win. |
Waior
08.03.09 | alcohol |
Zip
08.03.09 | Be sure to stay tuned for Adventures of Zipp3rmouth Vol 2. Cooking breakfast with Zipp3rmouth |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Cooking breakfast ftw. |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | I went on a pilgrimage (yes I know, go to a christian school) to Lourdes with my college, and outside of the religious-y bits it's really tacky and there's millions of bars. So by day we would be helping disabled kids and stuff and at night we would go terrorise the area. On the last night our physics teachers joined us lol |
Masochist
08.03.09 | Hahahahaha, thebbqshrimp gives new meaning (or just a meaning, period) to the phrase "Alcohaulin' Ass" |
Zip
08.03.09 | Epic pancakes! |
Waior
08.03.09 | Pictures or it didn't happen. |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | pancakes and beer = good breakfast |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | not american beer though, that stuff's icky |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Was that directed at me, Waior? And I have pictures from the party, but none of me passed out on a lawn, unfortunately. I woke up and called Andrew and all was explained.
My roommate at school claims that he came back to the room one night and I was passed out on the ground clutching a box of Cocoa Puffs. He neglected to take a picture. I was very angry. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lol I dun have pictures we are all too lazy. I have memories though. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | (Andrew = my friend who threw the party) |
gaslightanthem
08.03.09 | lol football (and i mean real football which u guys call soccer) is so much better than american football which is like a bad version of rugby. american sports apart from basketball are normally bad anyway |
cvlts
08.03.09 | so bout 3 weeks ago im at this party that everyone from my work shows up to and apparently i made out with my manager fer a good 10 mins and nearly slept with her but my friends stopped me before that happened.
a)shes 7 years older than me
b)shes pretty hot
c)she has a bf
d)dont even get me started about how awkward it has been haha |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Badass. I've never been cougar-hunting. On my to-do list (PUNN!!). One of my best friends had a three-some with his English professor and her friend. Now THAT is one of the greatest stories ever. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | 151 rum FTW |
Zip
08.03.09 | Thread contains too much win for one list. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | 151!!! YESS!!!! For the nights you will never remember! Tastes like straight gasoline, but it gets the job DONE. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | makes you almost sleep with bosses... uhm |
BallsToTheWall
08.03.09 | Cougars are great. I dont even care about meeting anyone older but they come up to me. The benefit of growing a beard and working out is successful in that category. |
Zip
08.03.09 | grr I'm too young fer a beard yet lol. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | dude im 20, shes 27? 26? anyways... bout a month ago we convinced bout 4 chicks to take their tops off for 10 mins cause they f**ckin sucked balls at beerpong... even got (crappy) pictures to prove it ahaha |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | i have a moustache, but my hair grows very slowly |
joshuatree
08.03.09 | i got trashed all the time when i was 15 maybe you're just a pussy |
OllieS
08.03.09 | Zipper I was in the same boat as you last year (I'm 16 haha) but seriously there is nothing wrong with alcohol (unless you drink too much, which is very easy not to) |
joshuatree
08.03.09 | also this is what it means to be 15 |
Zip
08.03.09 | What? Getting trashed and wasting your life? |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | I could go forever...
I was at a party with a bunch of upperclassmen on St. Patty's Day and they all decided that it was time to go hit the bars. I, being under 21, was a little disappointed. My friend Alex (drunk as fuck)(well, we all were) decides to give me the ID he used to use when he was a freshman to get in places. It was 3 years expired, I was 26, and the picture looked absolutely NOTHING like me.
I talked my way into 3 bars.
Win. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | i honestly get f**ckin pissed whenever i see 15-18 yr olds at parties... kick their asses out haha |
cvlts
08.03.09 | oh yeah, this list kneads moar Andrew W.K. |
joshuatree
08.03.09 | This is what it means to be 15. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Andrew W.K. = Ultimate party. |
Zip
08.03.09 | You're still not making any sense. |
BallsToTheWall
08.03.09 | Drinking is more fun before you turn 18. You get awaw with shit unlike when last month, my buddy, 23, threw beer bottles at random cars, where we ended up breaking into an elementary school to play horse and drunk drove home eventually. Ehh. I'm not proud of that. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Haha yeah, Balls. Whenever I do shit like that I feel pretty stupid in the morning. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lol u guys are retarded |
cvlts
08.03.09 | its more fun but when you turn 20 and seeing youngins like that at parties it gets kinda annoying |
BallsToTheWall
08.03.09 | Actually for awhile, I stopped drinking/partying for no real reason and forsaked it being healthy. Gay, yes, But now I realize I can afford to do it and still be healthy, for the most part. I'm bringing back "front lawn status". Considering I havent passed out in a bush or somebodys front yard since 2008, I am going to capitalize on that shit by getting bombed just like I did in the old days by gulping random bottles and jello shots. |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | Who else never gets hangovers? |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | damn i missed this thread apparently |
cvlts
08.03.09 | i dont get hangovers, but thats jus cause i never go over 7 shots in a night. personal stop-point lol |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | shots are great; cheap way to get smashed lol |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | I don't really get hungover... which is kind of outrageous for the amount that I drink. 7 shots is like... pre-game lol. |
BallsToTheWall
08.03.09 | I remembered why I stopped drinking. I have no self control and generally start boxing and hugging everyone. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | i might have to change it cause 7 shots of 151=OUTTTTT |
JacobsLadder
08.03.09 | Dude you're 15 and you're playing Pokemon wtf. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | im 20 and i play pokemon, so what? |
Knott-
08.03.09 | 1. alcohol makes things more interesting
2. i like my things to be interesting
3. i didn't drink til i was 17
4. i have easily caught up with most people since i left for university but still only drink spirits and cider
5. don't grow up too fast, it's not what it's sometimes cracked up to be
6. real football is by far the superior sport, fact. |
JacobsLadder
08.03.09 | Has someone tried shots Jagermeister with red bull they taste awesome but the effect is fucked up I started crying after 3 shots. |
BallsToTheWall
08.03.09 | Same as Dantesfire. I live and die by the pokemon code. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Lol jager bombs are the shit. |
JacobsLadder
08.03.09 | I hate pokemon it got boring after Gold and Silver. |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | Who's tried taking ibruprofen and then drinking rum? Apparently it makes you pass out. Need to try that some day |
cvlts
08.03.09 | dont ever try any hard A with redbull... heard it on a local radioshow, you drink that shit, you get drunk as eff, you pass out, you wake up an hour later hyped as f**k off caffeine and theres nothing worse than a drunk who cant pass out. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Lol the drunk that wouldn't crash |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Iunno, man. Red Bull with Vodka or Jager is pretty delicious. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | The only negative I've heard is that it fucks with your heart lol. The alcohol slows it down and the energy drink speeds it up. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | well first of all, jager is f**kin disgusting
and second, dont do it... |
Zip
08.03.09 | This site is such a bad influence.
So far things I've been taught-
1. Disrespect for women
2. That consuming way too much alcohol is ok
3. That most drugs are ok
lol |
JacobsLadder
08.03.09 | Jager and cuba (idk how it's callled in english coke with rum) are my favorite drinks. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | 1. Their not women, their bitches
2. Consuming copious amounts of alcohol is never okay. Your 15 dont do it.
3. Drugs are whack. |
JacobsLadder
08.03.09 | Don't ever do drugs man really they destroy your life. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Dante... they're* you're*
Sorry, huge pet peeve.
And jager tastes like black licorice. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lol, bitches. |
atrink
08.03.09 | HAHAHAHAHA |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | And drugs do not DESTROY your life unless you get into the way harder stuff. A lil toke every now and then never hurt anyone. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Shut up drugs are bad. You're such a horrible influence. Cue Gaslight with the "dude you should try shrooms" lol. |
cvlts
08.03.09 | hard stuff, soft stuff... doesnt make a difference. dont do it. |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | sputnik is a worse influence than GTA my prepubescent mind is in shambles |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | I'll pick up the slack for gaslight. Shrooms are the shit. |
atrink
08.03.09 | drugs are bad. mmmkkkaaaayyy |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | psilocybin is my favorite halucinogen |
cvlts
08.03.09 | cause it is shit... |
Zip
08.03.09 | I wasn't ever planning to do drugs. My ex was a hashface and I hated it. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Lol bodom.. gettin' all technical. |
JacobsLadder
08.03.09 | You know what's awesome Shisha ( I think people in US call it Hookah). |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | dude thats funny cuz my ex was a hashface too and we broke up partly cuz of that haha |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Hookah is pretty legit. Not drugs, though. Just tobacco. (Not illegal drugs, anyway). |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | whenever i refresh the pahe theres about 6 new posts this is fucking legit |
FadeToBlack
08.03.09 | calpol is where it's at guys |
atrink
08.03.09 | very legit indeed |
Zip
08.03.09 | That seems a bit hypocritic Bodom |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Thizzin' is where it's at. First time I ever did it was at a Daft Punk concert. Ri. Dic. U. Lous. |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | nah dude i dont do drugs people just think i do lol |
Zip
08.03.09 | Shut up before I lose all respect for you |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | i lost respect for everyone on sputnik like 2 years ago |
Zip
08.03.09 | I was talking bout BBQ I've never respected you becuz I hate In Flames. Oh yeah I said it. Let's start shit. |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | last time i checked In Flames is better than SHITKNOT |
Zip
08.03.09 | HEY MAN FUCK YOU! lol |
Yazz_Flute
08.03.09 | nigga imma kick you in the face with my fist |
Zip
08.03.09 | Well I'll fist your mother with my foot. Suck that. |
SeaAnemone
08.03.09 | I quit tokin up like 1 year ago... actually last time was while seeing Pineapple Express in theaters lol |
Zip
08.03.09 | lulz |
SeaAnemone
08.03.09 | and Zipper stop being close-minded... have some fun while the consequences are at a minimum. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Fuck you. I'll do what I want. |
SeaAnemone
08.03.09 | OK fine... just a bit of advice.. I was 15 three years ago and found that most things are very enjoyable in the proper moderation, but to each his own. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Agoraphobic Nosebleed is as close as I go |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Whaa? I'm a big advocate of drug experimentation. Don't knock it 'til you try it. Except meth and heroin and crack and all its forms. Would never touch that shit.
I DO WHAT I WANT |
Zip
08.03.09 | I knocked your mother after I tried her. Now leave me alone and stop using my friend as a means to advocate drug abuse. |
SeaAnemone
08.03.09 | yea I don't understand judgemental people that have no idea what they're talking about. "throwing your life away"?! give me a break. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | By friend you meant... sputnik? And I'm pretty sure this thread has morphed into pretty much a solely alcohol/drug thread, but to bring things back on to topic... I also like Breathe Carolina. And you know how I feel 'bout CFTG. |
Zip
08.03.09 | lol actually I meant to type thread but I am listening to Agorapocalypse so it is rather had to type what I want to lol. This list has nothing to do with music. |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Sure it does. The list is the soundtrack to your summer (which had some good times, no doubt). |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | Also, Agoraphobic Nosebleed |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | I drew the < 3 after the name, but apparently that won't show. |
Zip
08.03.09 | My summer ain't over yet I still have plenty of time to do stupid things. |
Zip
08.03.09 | Scratch that, I don't really do stupid things but I enjoy just acting like a retard to the amusement of those around me. |
Kiran
08.03.09 | whoever said shrooms suck must have had a terrible experience because it is crazy good if you get the right trips |
thebbqshrimp
08.03.09 | They've never even tried it, Kirgasm. That's what I'm saying. Don't knock it 'til you try it. I've only had great experiences. |
Yazz_Flute
08.04.09 | less than 3 |