The Green Scarf Bandit of Italy

Reviews 17
Approval 83%

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News Articles 4
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Album Edits 13

Album Ratings 368
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Last Active 10-04-10 12:21 pm
Joined 05-25-09

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09.08.10 Give Me Your Rage And Fury!09.04.10 Piranha 3d
08.28.10 Blood N' Tits: A Popular Artwork Theme07.21.10 Snakes. Are Fxxking Sick!
07.17.10 Siqq Breakdowns And Breakdown Like Thin12.03.09 Huge Death Metal List 09
12.01.09 Get Me Some Rap From This Year11.29.09 Where You From? And Where Are All The P
11.19.09 Disturbing Similarities 11.04.09 Old Skool Deth Metuhlz
10.26.09 Metal Vocalists That Don't Suck (the Co10.20.09 New Katatonia Is Aight
10.15.09 One Whole Year On Sputnik For Zippermou10.12.09 Just Got Back From Sicily
10.03.09 Black Metal's Year08.18.09 Taste The Metal Rainbow
08.18.09 Kill Alligator08.13.09 100 Tracks Of Awesome Face-ripping Brut
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One Whole Year On Sputnik For Zippermouth! 6+ Bans, 4 Different Accounts And A Reputation For Being The Worst User Ever

So yeah, in about two days I'll have been an official member of this site for a whole year. Jesus, the time really has flown by! Thanks to all my metalhead friends that had my back this whole time. No thanks to a handful of people, more specifically, Chan and Ninjuice. I hate you guys. ONE YEAR!!!
American Survival Guide Vol. 1

For Metalstyles15, Probably my best friend on this site and a good guy all around. It seems like it wasn't too long ago but we've probably known each other for more than half a year. Damn, it really has been a long time.
2Lay Down Rotten
Gospel of the Wretched

For Ballstothewall, the ultimate authority on basically all things metal that involve this site in any way. Granted, Zoo helps him along the way but I think it is safe to say that Balls brings us most of our obscure metal. Thanks broseph.
The Mantle

For Fireaboveicebelow, my black metal bro, keep the fire burning HAIL SATAN!
4Dark Tranquility

For Jingledeath, obviously, your avatar has become somewhat of an icon.
5 The Earth Bleeds
Keepers of Value

For Benzum and his 15 minutes of cult-fame here on sputnik, also the many days we spent trolling the fuck out of everything.
6 Celtic Frost
Morbid Tales

For Countorus, the ultimate enemy of humanity and all that is good
7 La Dispute
Somewhere at the bottom of a river between vega and altair

For The King to the River, the must underrated reviewer ever
The Wrath of God

For Zoo, who is basically a living breathing Encyclopedia Metallum and knows about everything.
9The Ocean

For the Wizard, one of the only older users that actually acknowledges my existence in a non-hostile way.
A Pagan Storm

For Crysis, for bringing me several excellent bands, including Wolfchant.
11Conducting From the Grave
When Legends Become Dust

For The BBQshrimp, where did you go bro?
Embalmed Existence

For Combustion07, an unloved and unappreciated behind the scenes metal guy with awesome taste
13The Used

For Willie, probably the only staffer that doesn't hope that I curl up and die.
14Noah and the Whale
The First Days of Spring

For Waior, may he come back to us.
15The Crimson Armada

For Relinquished and his epic posts on my legendary Suicide Silence review.
16 No Thanks To

You got me banned for a gay reason, burn in hell.
17 No Thanks To

I hate you even more than Ninjuice but I'm too lazy to make you first on the list of people I hate. You don't deserve that I hate you so much.
18 No Thanks to

Ever tried not being an elitist dirtbag?
19 Out of Things
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