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Limp Bizkit Is The Meaning Of Life

No seriously. I had an epiphany one day and decided to share it with the world to clear the Limp Bizkit name.
1Limp Bizkit
Faith

As you can see, we begin with a simple Limp Bizkit song
2Faith No More
Epic

If you add "No More" to the end of "Faith," you surprisingly get "Faith No More."
3Prince
It

What is it? It's it.
4Queen
Body Language

Prince and Queen are tied together by the obvious royal correlation between them
5Brokencyde
Bree Bree

You see, Brokencyde is so bad that I wish they'd all get their vocal cords ripped out and have to resort to body language to communicate.
6Seether
Pig

Pigs go bree bree. If you don't understand this you have the IQ of a mushroom on marijuana.
7Evanescence
Lithium

As I understand the lead singers of these two bands used to go bree bree quite often
8Nirvana
Dumb

Evanescence cruelly stole their aforementioned song title from Nirvana
9Brokencyde
Booty Call

Anyone who listens to Brokencyde is dumb.
10The Kinks
Babies

Judging from titles like "Booty Call," Brokencyde's music can be quite Kink-y.
11The Offspring
The Meaning of Life

Babies = Offspring. And there we have it! Limp Bizkit is the meaning of life! Tell all your friends! (p.s. I have listened to about three of these songs)
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