|I think this may be sputnik's finest list|
this is brilliant.
|"This Cheesecake is Treason"|
This sole slice of deceit covered in red,
berries or cherries, or the blood of my enemies.
In it's richness I find myself bloated and unloved.
It's graham-crusted outside fits me like a glove.
No one loves a sad fat kid.
|Keep them coming. I have a t-shirt I designed ready to be screen printed.|
|A french kitchen down in town|
Today has really made me frown
My food tastes just like how Morrissey feels
It's old and out-of-whack and I wish
They'd just take it back
I'm not getting my money worth of meals
The chef yelled "Go away! Yes, I know!
I'm sorry it can't taste like Bono!
But look how neatly all our cheese is stacked!
If you don't like it, pal
Then go down to Cafe Royale
Because there's no way in hell I'll take this food back"
|okay, so my band really needs a vocalist/lyricist PuddleSwimmer. Where can i meet you?????? |
|I couldnt sing if Peter Pan came out of a bag of Doritos and taught me :(|
|don't worry, we pull the ol' vocoder trick like all those post-hardcore bands.|