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Essential Crust For Essential Idiots

that dumbass danielito posted a list asking where the crust was "yo man why does no one listen rto crust on this site am i the only one??" dude just SHUT UP YOU LISTEN TO TWO CRUST rALBUMS jiminy jackrabbit jesus put on your studded denim patch jacket and take my hand its rtime to walk through the halls of crust holy fuck yr in for a ride brother
1Disrupt
Unrest


took the crust/grind combo made popular by extreme noise terror and made it sound even more raging with a multitude of vocalists running train after train on you all day. bend over and take the long armed dick of the animal rights movement up the ass - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cSjglJVWOk
2Axegrinder
Rise Of The Serpent Men


80's thrashing crust from the UK the production on this is great and the band wasnt joking around they would beat the shit out of you when they saw you put on that long mink coat you prairie dog murdering idiot - http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=RYZMwd_ODUY
3Tragedy
Vengeance


formed from remnants of His Hero Is Gone and From Ashes Rise and possibly better than both but who am i to say its fucking tragedy everyone puts them on crusts lists and theres a reason: they will d-beat your dick into the dirt they will crust kick your face into the town memorial plaque eat shit and die - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-xDI2NKqws
4Dystopia
Human = Garbage


half crust half sludge half rapist tendencies "maybe i am a killer, why should you care you just stay around here to fuck my mother and eat all her food" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agjf_QK4I9o
5Dishammer
Vintage Addiction


THRASHENED CRUST FROM SPAIN WEARY WOLVES WEARY WOLVES. this is the most party friendly album on the list it thrashes hard it parties hard. werewolves and bong hits man this is a pain in the ass - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLfdvRGk57M
6G.I.S.M.
Detestation


avante-garde before the word was even invented. you probably wont like the vocals - http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=IztmJRegmCQ
7Alpinist
Minus.Mensch


germans who hate everything damn thats cliche but seriously when you hear about germans what do you think you know as well as i do you think of war and anger and red meat and female prime ministers - http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=oOHOk0z6i3I
8Discharge
Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing


THE ORIGINAL D-BEAT MASTERS NO DESCRIPTION NECESSARY - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk9v6AM1hUk
9Iskra
Iskra


ok so this is the most evil band here and probably the most evil band in canada (lol) they give you a riff roundhouse to the face and a black metal uppercut to the balls. their latest album ditched everything that made them great (aka the crust, the thrash) its a goddamn travesty - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N4FSKjC6Wc
10Ictus
Imperivm


only these spaniards would have the fortitude to make a crust album one track long and have it last 39 minutes but holy crap they riff and riff and riff and the drums drum. get yr rocks off to this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUsfC2lkPlc
11Martyrdod
In Extremis


production is almost way too loud. thats probably the reason why this album is here cause the production makes it sound almost as brutal as emperor and trivium combined haha no seriously what are the swedes so fuckin mad about all they have are blonde headed women and contemporary furniture stores - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYhsGVuc0FY
12Extreme Noise Terror
A Holocaust In Your Head


crust and grind and crust and grind and REALLY SHITTY production but damn!! rock your babies to sleep with extreme noise terror - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm6s5Z8L57Y
13Amebix
Arise!


along with Anti Cimex the band thats considered to have kick started this crust tomfoolery in the first place by mixing metal into their punk songs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUi72JO7bfQ
14Ekkaia
Manos Que Estrechan Planes De Muerte Y Sometimient


part of the "epic" crust movement that sbeen going on for the past ten years they mix screamo in but trust me its not bad like that genre - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDhyCQx68w
15Disfear
Live The Storm


this album is here more for accessibility's sake than it being one of those i traditionally listen to hopefully they keep going even after the loss of their bassist - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYZpVVgdCbE
16 Skitsystem
Enkel Resa Till R?nnstenen


they call it blackened crust but its not blackened at all. the same dude (Lindberg who does vocals for Disfear) also did the vocals on this album before cutting ties man. the current SHIT SYSTEM vocalist is good - http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=9L46L7P9KtY
17Union Of Uranus
To This Bearer Of Truth


canadian crusted screamo outfit with a nice sludgy sound - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ibhRvYW2M
18His Hero Is Gone
Monuments To Thieves


mixers of crust and sludge theyll move in fast and then take it down real slow so you understand just how much pain they endured making the music youre hearing. that pain of being raped by society for all these years. working at walmart and getting raped in the interview room. working at the movie theater and having popcorn thrown in yr face. you wouldnt take shit like that forever thats why they made this band - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJiCXAyOqps
19La Casa Fantom
Ingen Ny Dag


these guys are the crusted version of Om. just a bass guitar and a set of drums but they rock hard and theyre norweigan so obviously theyre disillusioned and upset you would be too if you lived in a part of the world without sunlight or warmth - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhJ-1APfWik
20Decrepit
Tired Of Licking Blood From A Spoon


real angry band that didnt last long but when you hate everything its hard to stay together - http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=gPvsN0dg-tA
21From Ashes Rise
Nightmares


venerated melodic crust. similar in sound to tragedy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rImYK4fuzzo
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