YO, YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING DRINK? I USED TO FUCKIN PUNCH IN AT 6 AM. FUCKIN BUY A FUCKIN 40 OF MICKEY. YOU FUCKIN PUSSY. I USED TO BE FUCKING DRUNK, BEFORE 8 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING. TAKE MY LUNCH, DRINK 2 MORE FUCKIN 40'S. I USED TO FUCKIN BANG ON THE FUCKING WINDOW, BE LIKE "OPEN OPEN OPEN OPEEEEEEN!" YOU THINK THE FUCKIN SUPER BOWL'S A FUCKIN PARTY?? MY WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING LIFE'S A FUCKING PARTY. FUCK THAT SHIT. AND THAT'S A TRUE FUCKIN STORY.
