TheNewWhack
Liam McPoyle
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Last Active 06-20-10 8:26 am
Joined 03-23-09

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04.19.12 Fresh Ink03.23.11 Really?
02.11.11 Mona Lisa has a Fever Sweat12.08.10 Are There Others That Measure Up?
12.01.10 Anybody Else Dig Terriers?10.14.10 It's Always Sunny On Sputnik
04.07.10 The Obligatory 1000 Comments List03.25.10 Fallout 3
03.01.10 Leno02.02.10 4 8 15 16 23 42
01.24.10 Who's Gonna Win?01.22.10 Fantasticore
01.10.10 The Ravens Are Going To Kick Some Ass01.06.10 13 of 2009
07.08.09 A Quick Fact05.31.09 Conan!
05.18.09 Got Ink?05.12.09 Man Can't Live On Metal Alone...
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Real Life

Fortunately, I have a college degree and a full time job. Unfortunately, I?m not 15 years old. I don?t have nearly unlimited time to find all of the underground European metal bands who live in thatch huts in the Scandinavian Mountains, make their own instruments from mammoth tusks, eat live infants and worship Norse gods. I wish I was ?cool? enough to listen to them. Since I?m an ass who has a steady income and women in my life I?m stuck with albums like this?
1Across Five Aprils
Life Underwater


Melodic Hardcore by a bunch of Atheist Georgia boys with large beards.
2The Faceless
Planetary Duality


If you don't like Deathcore... I really don't care.
3Zao
Legendary


Christian Metalcore before it was cool.
4The Letters Organize
Dead Rhythm Machine


Dirty, sassy rock and fuckin' roll.
5 Pully
Matters


Fun fact: Scott Radinsky used to be a left-handed pitcher for the White Sox, Dodgers, Cardinals and Indians.
6 Beneath The Massacre
Evidence of Inequity


See 2.
7Cancer Bats
Hail Destroyer


Fairly solid Metalcore album.
8Despised Icon
The Ills of Modern Man


See 6.
9Shai Hulud
Misanthropy Pure


Pure hated of all mankind... Awesome.
10The Blackout Pact
Hello Sailor


We drink so you don't have to.
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