DFelon204409
06.28.07 | Wow I had awesome comments for each person but they haven't appeared. Maybe they'll come up in a minute. This list was intended for the funnies so don't get angry.
Honorable mention:
mynameischan (obvi)
pixiesfanyo (he's like...mean) |
mynameischan
06.28.07 | i am honored to make the honorable mention list |
MeowMeow
06.28.07 | Comments don't come up unless it's an album =/ |
DFelon204409
06.28.07 | Here are the comments I made which haven't appeared for some reason.
Spat: The only funny thing he ever did was HENDRIX = GOD 420. Actually likes Motley Crue. Banned me once for roflstumping nubs on some crappy metal review. Secretly hates me because my join date is like 3 weeks earlier than his.
mudvaynian: The most stubborn and ignorant of the metalheads. Even Cravinov seems to looks down on his love of Mudvayne. One time came into an emo thread just spam it oh no wait he always does that. Every genre on his taste pie chart & musical timeline has the word "metal" in it but doesn't like Deftones. Enough said.
Hep Kat: Spent a full month trying to flesh out our "hip hop" section with reviews for Mike Jones and Lil Wayne. Really likes Pearl Jam. Posted comments with smileys in every single review regardless of whether or not he had heard of the artist. Left mysteriously and never returns my phone calls anymore.
Cravinov13: Another purist metalhead with slightly more obscure tastes (so it must be better right?). So metal that his musical pie chart is only black or red (seriously no joke). Likes the Oceanic remixes and jerks off to Gojira. Could still be 14 even though his age is theoretically 17.
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DFelon204409
06.28.07 | beyondtheblueprint: Classic case retard. Came to the site writing overly positive review for Hawthorne Heights and Panic! at the Disco and a month later got flamed so much he changed his ratings from 3+ to 1. Got so mad at me for calling him on it that he and a friend he recruited to mx (Gunner8870) negged every single one of my reviews and was promptly banned for it. Is actually a pretty chill kid now, but had some legendary bad reviews and still like Heavy Heavy Low Low.
south_of_heaven_11: My last metalhead on the list. Swears by Slayer and Metallica. That should be enough to condemn him to hell but he's sort of innocuous. Not as vocal as the previous two and at least he plays lacrosse so he shows some signs of being a person who has left the internet for something other than microwavable pizzas. However, he likes lax a little too much...SHRED ON KERRY KING!
Iluvatar: Came into the site, discovered Fall of Troy, wet himself, and then reset. Decided he needed to copy pixiesfanyo's musical taste verbatim and reply to every single emo review of all time. Now actually sorta gets it though every so often he'll listen to Believes in Patterns and realize he's still a wanker. His user name should be changed to Iluvavatars. Reviews pop albums like they're real, and gave War All the Time and Waiting both a 2. How do you even do that? Still crazy. Doesn't even like TI, the rubberband man wilder than the Taliban represents the struggle man. Has reformed somewhat though.
TojesDolan: I never understood one thing he said in Lyrical Challenges and I sure as hell don't get him now. Tried to write an explanation for a band being grindemocore/metalcoregrind or something like that. Actually cares about what pixiesfanyo thinks of him. Sorry dude.
trustxdialect: Came in here with a pre-meditated inclination towards pitchfork style opinions on everything from indie to rap to post-hardcore. He was quickly coverted but every so often will show his old side by wanking to some crap indie pop album. Thinks he's cute with his "real name" on the site.
metallicaman8: Not quite a metalhead because he listens to a few other things. Mainly here because he thought DRACULACORE was serious and wrote a pretty involved soundoff about it and then deleted it later out of shame. AHHAHAHAHA. I showed him post-rock for the review game though so it seems like he's coming around to reality. |
Cravinov13
06.28.07 | I am 17 :P
I actually am not a pure metalhead. I'm also in love with a lot of dark folk music like Tenhi and neoclassical music like Elend and Die Verbannten Kinder Evas and even dig some celtic music. Owell, I consider it an honor to be hated by you so whoopie. |
Iluvatar
06.28.07 | I like emo + maudlin/kayo dot and I try to cpy pixies music tastes YESSS. Thats the one thing I have to disagree with, thugh Believes in Patterns still is a decent album man.
this list brought the lulz. |
slep
06.28.07 | I remember one time a few years back(when mxtabs was up) reading a beyond_the_blue_print review for Fall Out Boy's From Under The Cork Tree. He gave it a like a 3.5 and got flamed by fanboys. So after he got flamed to death he re-submitted his review as a 5. I though of it as a noobish thing to do.
A few of these people are cool, but it's intended to be funny, so whatever. |
blackmilk
06.28.07 | Cravinov tries to counter notions of him being a metalhead by listing off groups that are probably associated more with metal than the genres he listed, furthering his douche bag status. He even "digs" some celtic music, as in watching the St. Patrick's Day parade and wishing he was getting drunk.
Oh yeah, and he likes My Bloody Valentine. So, like, he's not, like, a total metalhead. |
Cravinov13
06.28.07 | actually I was talking about the Celtic Woman live CD I own, but that's okay.
And Elend is the only band relevant to metal in my list.
Oh, and I like City Of Catapillar too. |
IsItLuck?
06.28.07 | best list ever. |
The Sludge
06.28.07 | Hehe to the list, but it's missing me. |
samthebassman
06.28.07 | haha |
JumpTheF**kUp
06.28.07 | list lacks hottiebassplayer |
Fort23
06.28.07 | I like Cravinov!!!
Oo |
SynGates
06.28.07 | Agree with 2 to an extent. |
Altmer
06.28.07 | WHY IM NOT HERE |
chimera908
06.28.07 | Best list ever. |
metalhead17
06.28.07 | I was really expecting to be on this list. |
FlawedPerfection
06.28.07 | I'm surprised this didn't draw up a full page of spinoff lists. Thank god it didn't. |
FlawedPerfection
06.28.07 | Oh and lol at this "I showed him post-rock for the review game though so it seems like he's coming around to reality."
Connecting post rock to reality, lawl. |
Altmer
06.28.07 | ALL ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS |
teamsleep698
06.28.07 | this is the one sputnik users list i didn't want to show up on. Plus you know alot about everyone on sputnik, kind of stalker but really cool at the same time? Amazing list, thank god nobody tried to do better. |
astrel
06.28.07 | This proves that I am indeed awesome. (I am not really sure how) |
LifeInABox
06.28.07 | wait, where's JumptheF**up? |
Two-Headed Boy
06.28.07 | lol |
711
06.28.07 | /am very surprised I havent been brought up yet |
Zebra
06.28.07 | that was actually some pretty funny shit. to bad i wasnt on there. |
Confessed2005
06.28.07 | DFelon this list owns.
Funny shit.
Anyone else on Sputnik of a similar age to me?
i'm 16. |
DFelon204409
06.28.07 | all of you |
cbmartinez
06.28.07 | You forgot hottiebassplayer from the list. Other than that, the reasoning for all of them was absolutely hilarious and had me close to tears a couple times. Perfect list, except for maybe Iluvatar, he seems pretty cool. I think mynameischan should have made the list though.
Great job Nick. |
plane
06.28.07 | "Came in here with a pre-meditated inclination towards pitchfork style opinions on everything from indie to rap to post-hardcore. He was quickly coverted but every so often will show his old side by wanking to some crap indie pop album."
I didn't even know about pitchfork until sputnik. Ahaha. The post-hardcore thing doesn't make sense even as lulz, but for the most part this is hilarious.
Who doesn't love wanking all over some indie pop? |
DFelon204409
06.28.07 | It's weird, I actually never encounter hottiebassplauyer. Maybe his taste in music is just that bad. |
FlawedPerfection
06.28.07 | Now you have to make a BEST SPUTNIK USERS list omg |
south_of_heaven 11
06.28.07 | I swear by Slayer and Iron Maiden/Motorhead; I haven't listened to Metallica in about 8 months. If you're gonna nag on me, get it right bitch. |
south_of_heaven 11
06.28.07 | Oh yeah, and I don't like pizza, and lax is paying for my college, so of course I like it a little bit too much...hell, a sport would do your scrawny ass some good. |
DFelon204409
06.29.07 | You mean like the sport I play? Rugby. I'm 6'4" 200 man. I'm not that skinny. |
south_of_heaven 11
06.29.07 | List was intended for the funnies so I was j/k'ing. |
Jawaharal
12.19.07 | What about Apathy? His farewell rant/review was the worst thing ever. |
Ouch
05.22.08 | Yeah, and what about Tribestros? |
SHOOTME
06.15.08 | where is kattunlover and tribestros when you need them. |
Masochist
08.17.08 | And hiprockrules and that one guy who said he was going to "destroy Sputnik from the inside out with his recruit of spies" |
TheyTookOurJobs
12.21.09 | lol where am i?
im the most lonerish sputnikmusic user ever
ive only ever talked to rasputin.......and that was only twice.............
no one knows me lol
im gonna go listen to some emo |
PanasonicYouth
12.21.09 | dude this was made fuckin 2 years ago and no one knows who you are |
bringonthebreakdown
12.21.09 | i love john hanson =/ |
bringonthebreakdown
12.21.09 | just realized this list had been bumped from two years ago. whoops. |
DFelon204409
12.27.09 | big bump |
tombits
12.27.09 | half of these members don't even post here anymore. |
Yazz_Flute
12.27.09 | I remember this. |
Parallels
12.27.09 | hey im not on this list! haha! |
