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Top 10 Worst Sputnik Users

These are the top 10 worst sputnik users of all time, going back as far as I can remember them sucking. Some of them are throwbacks, some of them are reformed, some of them are hopeless. Some of them I even like now, but for better or worse these guys have sucked it up hard in many different ways. Comments listed in the comments section below.
1Splat Out Plath

The only funny thing he ever did was HENDRIX = GOD 420. Actually likes Motley Crue. Banned me once for roflstumping nubs on some crappy metal review. Secretly hates me because my join date is like 3 weeks earlier than his.
2mudvaynian / Josh D.

The most stubborn and ignorant of the metalheads. Even Cravinov seems to looks down on his love of Mudvayne. One time came into an emo thread just spam it oh no wait he always does that. Every genre on his taste pie chart & musical timeline has the word "metal" in it but doesn't like Deftones. Enough said.
3Hep Kat

Spent a full month trying to flesh out our "hip hop" section with reviews for Mike Jones and Lil Wayne. Really likes Pearl Jam. Posted comments with smileys in every single review regardless of whether or not he had heard of the artist. Left mysteriously and never returns my phone calls anymore.
4Cravinov13

Another purist metalhead with slightly more obscure tastes (so it must be better right?). So metal that his musical pie chart is only black or red (seriously no joke). Likes the Oceanic remixes and jerks off to Gojira. Could still be 14 even though his age is theoretically 17.
5beyond_the_blue_print

Classic case retard. Came to the site writing overly positive review for Hawthorne Heights and Panic! at the Disco and a month later got flamed so much he changed his ratings from 3+ to 1. Got so mad at me for calling him on it that he and a friend he recruited to mx (Gunner8870) negged every single one of my reviews and was promptly banned for it. Is actually a pretty chill kid now, but had some legendary bad reviews and still like Heavy Heavy Low Low.
6south_of_heaven_11

My last metalhead on the list. Swears by Slayer and Metallica. That should be enough to condemn him to hell but he's sort of innocuous. Not as vocal as the previous two and at least he plays lacrosse so he shows some signs of being a person who has left the internet for something other than microwavable pizzas. However, he likes lax a little too much...SHRED ON KERRY KING!
7Iluvatar

Came into the site, discovered Fall of Troy, wet himself, and then reset. Decided he needed to copy pixiesfanyo's musical taste verbatim and reply to every single emo review of all time. Now actually sorta gets it though every so often he'll listen to Believes in Patterns and realize he's still a wanker. His user name should be changed to Iluvavatars. Reviews pop albums like they're real, and gave War All the Time and Waiting both a 2. How do you even do that? Still crazy. Doesn't even like TI, the rubberband man wilder than the Taliban represents the struggle man. Has reformed somewhat though.
8TojesDolan

I never understood one thing he said in Lyrical Challenges and I sure as hell don't get him now. Tried to write an explanation for a band being grindemocore/metalcoregrind or something like that. Actually cares about what pixiesfanyo thinks of him. Sorry dude.
9planewreq / trustxdialect

Came in here with a pred-meditated inclination towards pitchfork style opinions on everything from indie to rap to post-hardcore. He was quickly coverted but every so often will show his old side by wanking to some crap indie pop album. Thinks he's cute with his "real name" on the site.
10metallicaman8

Not quite a metalhead because he listens to a few other things. Mainly here because he thought DRACULACORE was serious and wrote a pretty involved soundoff about it and then deleted it later out of shame. AHHAHAHAHA. I showed him post-rock for the review game though so it seems like he's coming around to reality.
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