Academy's Ultimate Lifting Megamix Of All Time Forever
oh this? this is my new fuckin' haircut |
| 1 | Preface: The Metal
The first law of music is that metal is the best music and everything else = indie and therefore for sissy bitches (sole exception being Genesis which, while not metal, works just as well). Not all metal is created equal. To be frank, the worse the quality of the metal, the more well-suited it is for lifting. Please keep this in mind when preparing your playlists. |
| 2 | Prologue: Lifting
Lifting is for fags. I don't fux with that shit. Easiest way to spot a poser? Check downer review threads. Second easiest way? Look for a motherfucker with big arm muscles (i believe, according to scoot, the term in the canadian language is "lats") but who can't swim a 500 free in under 6 mins. I only use the term "lifting" throughout this list because im pandering and also lifting sounds cooler and will attract more babes to my list. |
| 3 | Kelly Clarkson
all of stronger, breakaway, and my december... also the deepest cuts from all i ever wanted |
| 4 | Avenged Sevenfold
Waking the Fallen/city of evil + "critical acclaim" + if possible, cut out everything before the bridge of "Almost Easy" (everything before the solo that precedes 'now that i've lost you...") |
| 5 | Take That
"the flood" |
| 6 | Pierce the Veil
Selfish Machines except not the last 3 songs and also definitely not the track 2 interlude thing ('southern constellations' or watever) |
| 7 | btmi
First 2 albums + Adults (except not all ages shows... song is legendary but it just breaks me down yo) |
| 8 | slayer
all three songs that end in the word "Death" |
| 9 | shiny toy guns
the audio from those Lincoln MKZ commercials that used to play during mets games in '09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvDX5qGN1J0 |
| 10 | Marina
Radioactive |
| 11 | Lisa Miskovsky
"Still Alive" (from mirror's edge) and also that song "Driving One of Your Cars" |
| 12 | Bad Meets Evil
"A Kiss" |
| 13 | Skrillex's Alejandro Remix
nuff said |
| 14 | The New Track by Eve 6
its so goodddddddddddddddddddddddd |
| 15 | Actually all songs from Eve 6
Maladjusted, just untrusted, rusted, sometimes brilliant busted thoughts |
| 16 | The Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
TIME TO DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DUEL |
| 17 | No Sympathy for the Dead
and other anthemic christian rock like fireflight and linkin park |
| 18 | A Day To Remember
just pick out their worst tracks and add those to my playlist |
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