theacademy
John Lennon beat his wife.
User

Reviews 2
Approval 83%

Soundoffs 210
News Articles 115
Band Edits + Tags 53
Album Edits 126

Album Ratings 1072
Objectivity 37%

Last Active 02-26-14 4:46 pm
Joined 02-11-09

Forum Posts 429
Review Comments 27,669

 Lists
04.13.14 Good Plahlst04.06.14 Big Four Ranked (in Bangability)
03.12.14 Off To See The VERONICA MARS MOVIE03.09.14 Acad Ranks Kanye//also Show Last Night
03.07.14 Skrillex Ama Today03.05.14 The Complete List Of All Great Songs Re
03.04.14 Veronica Mars Season 302.28.14 Gateway Albums
02.25.14 Spent The Winter Writing Songs About My02.23.14 I Was Wrong
02.21.14 Friday Fav Franchises (by Sport)02.11.14 Academy Is 5 Years Old Today
02.09.14 Hit 1500 Movies This Weekend02.05.14 Playlist Of Shit I Love
02.01.14 Gonna Watch 100 Music Videos Today i me01.29.14 Eboot.pbp
01.26.14 Spacey Kacey For The Fucking Win01.21.14 SHE FUCKING HATES ME
More »

Academy's Ultimate Lifting Megamix Of All Time Forever

oh this? this is my new fuckin' haircut
1Preface: The Metal

The first law of music is that metal is the best music and everything else = indie and therefore for sissy bitches (sole exception being Genesis which, while not metal, works just as well). Not all metal is created equal. To be frank, the worse the quality of the metal, the more well-suited it is for lifting. Please keep this in mind when preparing your playlists.
2Prologue: Lifting

Lifting is for fags. I don't fux with that shit. Easiest way to spot a poser? Check downer review threads. Second easiest way? Look for a motherfucker with big arm muscles (i believe, according to scoot, the term in the canadian language is "lats") but who can't swim a 500 free in under 6 mins. I only use the term "lifting" throughout this list because im pandering and also lifting sounds cooler and will attract more babes to my list.
3Kelly Clarkson

all of stronger, breakaway, and my december... also the deepest cuts from all i ever wanted
4Avenged Sevenfold

Waking the Fallen/city of evil + "critical acclaim" + if possible, cut out everything before the bridge of "Almost Easy" (everything before the solo that precedes 'now that i've lost you...")
5Take That

"the flood"
6Pierce the Veil

Selfish Machines except not the last 3 songs and also definitely not the track 2 interlude thing ('southern constellations' or watever)
7btmi

First 2 albums + Adults (except not all ages shows... song is legendary but it just breaks me down yo)
8slayer

all three songs that end in the word "Death"
9shiny toy guns

the audio from those Lincoln MKZ commercials that used to play during mets games in '09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvDX5qGN1J0
10Marina

Radioactive
11Lisa Miskovsky

"Still Alive" (from mirror's edge) and also that song "Driving One of Your Cars"
12Bad Meets Evil

"A Kiss"
13Skrillex's Alejandro Remix

nuff said
14The New Track by Eve 6

its so goodddddddddddddddddddddddd
15Actually all songs from Eve 6

Maladjusted, just untrusted, rusted, sometimes brilliant busted thoughts
16The Yu Gi Oh Theme Song

TIME TO DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DUEL
17No Sympathy for the Dead

and other anthemic christian rock like fireflight and linkin park
18A Day To Remember

just pick out their worst tracks and add those to my playlist
Show/Add Comments (11)

FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2013 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy