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|Justin Lin Ranked|
Although I'm not going to see it in theaters: in honor of Fast Five coming out this weekend, I am ranking Justin Lin's filmography. Since most of you know nothing of culture, you'll probably recognize his name from killing time b/w F&F movies while working on community... 2 artists from the tokyo drift soundtrack that i've never listened to and never plan to, and then some good stuff that I like.
The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift - really the only excellent film in the franchise, this is basically like watching a feature length music video. The girl is SO FUCKING HOT and she's never been in anything else besides like, neutragina commercials... she's an aussie too, love her
|2||Far East Movement|
Better Luck Tomorrow - their A's were their alibis! I basically could not relate to this movie at all in high school, but i still loved it + saw it in theaters. I watched it for the first time recently and thought it was pretty bad, tho... :S
|3||Laura Stevenson and the Cans|
Fast and Furious - glad people who really liked the first one got their nostalgia in. I was pretty happy b/c Han was in it, and Han is the fucking man.
For the Masses
Finishing the Game - i always really wanted to see this but I havent. i just know it's gotta be better than Annapolis.
|hey, another list with sit resist!|
hey that rhymed!
|yea good job not commenting u dum bitches justin lin is gonna direct ahhhnuld in the new terminator movie|
|got 3 today it's so fucking good. |
|justin beiber ranked?|
|I actually watched Annapolis. |
There's this guy named Scott Foy who hilariously reviews (mostly) bad movies at foywonder.com
and at the top of his site there's this banner and it always reads "MY NAME IS SCOTT FOY AND I PAID MONEY TO SEE [INSERT BAD MOVIE]"
anyways i just think that's a brilliant and succinct way to advertise ones astonishment and anger at having paid money to watch a particurally bad film.
All I can say about Annapolis is
MY NAME IS H. H. HOLMESMITH AND I PAID MONEY TO SEE ANNAPOLIS