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|3 Recent Films You Should Check Out|
THE WHORE OF BABYLON.
this movie was fucking awesome. 4.5/5. DEFINITELY worth it for the 3D... they use all the cheap camera tricks but fuck it why shouldn't they? The film looks nuts and its a really great experience... if you do teh drugs, do some and see it... the movie is like: 90's action romp meets TRAINING DAY meets ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK meets PUSH meets EQUILIBRIUM meets some coole video games.
Looper was inspiring but you already know this probably. 4.25/5. Wonderful and had some unexpected boobage courtesy of coyote ugly's Piper Perabo.
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This was pretty good. 3.75/5. Weird its like they started with a straight up found footage movie and then figured out that it was a stupid idea but they had a good script so they might as well finish the movie anyway... the outcome (half-assed explanations for found footage mixed with non-found footage shots) doesn't really suffer so much... the flick is intense. Good shit.
|lots of crazy good violence. Dredd and Looper are probably going to be in my top 5 this year... or at least they have a shot... fall is when all the best movies come out so we'll see|
|Looper looks like an enjoyable film, but I can't get it out of my mind that the premise doesn't make any fucking sense.|
|what about it doesn't make sense to you?|
|who gives a shit if the premise makes no sense the movie is entertaining.|
|The whole fact that they capture people they want 'taken care of' and THEN send them back in time to be killed by a dude in the past, when they're in a perfectly good position to be killed right then and there. It would've made more sense if they sent them the details of the person to be killed in the past, so they wouldn't have existed in the future. And I haven't seen it yet so I don't know if it gets explained or anything.|
|piper perabo aka chick from cheaper by the dozen|
|she's got some tiny boobs|