Joel Barish

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Last Active 09-28-12 3:13 pm
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Uncle Cirq's Life Advice

alright sputnik, its uncle cirq here with some life advice for you children. we all know that life's a bitch so im here to teach you how to put that fucking cunt on a leash and make it do what you want.
1dom kennedy
from the westside with love

Rule 1: BE OPTIMISTIC:: life is not as bad as you think it is. your girl broke up
with you? you had to move? you got a bad grade on your test? stop bitching.
seriously tho, instead of thinking about life being half empty, think of it as half
full and chug that shit n get a refill. if your mindset is happy, life will just be
happier for you. and in the grand scheme of things, isnt that the point of life; to
be happy?
2wiz khalifa
rolling papers

Rule 2: DONT GIVE A FUCK:: by this i mean, do whatever you want and just
dont care what others are doing or saying. be you, straight up. who really gives
a fuck what others think? at the end of the day, when youre alone, you are you
and thats what you need to be. like tyler, the creator said, "I'm a unicorn".
3jamie woon

Rule 3: DONT BE LAZY:: this is rule number 3, but it really is the most
important. life is not an elevator. life isnt even a fuckin escalator, life is a long
flight of stairs. if you want to get up in life, you need to get up and move in
order to get there. so if you got a dream, fucking follow it. life is too short to just
chill out and wait for life to bless you. you gotta make moves and make your
dream a reality.
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