Joel Barish

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Last Active 03-06-15 2:36 am
Joined 11-28-08

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03.24.15 Hold me03.06.15 Sput
07.03.14 Documentaries 03.26.14 Shake That Thang For A Real One
03.10.14 Vegas02.08.14 Magic Mushrooms
01.11.14 If A Tree Falls In The Forest..09.05.13 Life
08.28.13 Ww308.13.13 Women
08.03.13 Netflix07.23.13 Females
04.28.13 Stagecoach Disappointed Me Immensely02.08.13 Christopher Dorner
01.24.13 Manti Te'o01.19.13 Ice Water
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so last nite i got high with my chick. surprising, huh? well after we got done smoking, we decided to go see Thor in IMAX 3D, or whatever the fuck it was (shit was $38 for 2 people.........). anyways, the movie was great. hilarious as fuck and sooper lighthearted with amazing special affects. BUT okay, so in the beginning, natalie portman (oh my gahd, shes gorgeous) and her alien hunter homies are racing around trying to get to where the aliens(Thor) is landing.. so, theyre driving fast as fuck and then BAM! they hit Thor with their car and they all rush out to try to see what happened.....ok im done talking about the movie but that little scene made me LAUGH MY MOTHERFUCKIN ASS OFF cuz i was thinking; what if an alien life form landed on earth and all of a sudden a car hits it and it dies. what a fuckin waste! and what if the aliens think of it as an act of war?? I DONT WANT TO FIGHT ALIENS!
1alien ant farm
only the strong
3natalie imbruglia
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