Joel Barish

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Last Active 03-06-15 2:36 am
Joined 11-28-08

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03.24.15 Hold me03.06.15 Sput
07.03.14 Documentaries 03.26.14 Shake That Thang For A Real One
03.10.14 Vegas02.08.14 Magic Mushrooms
01.11.14 If A Tree Falls In The Forest..09.05.13 Life
08.28.13 Ww308.13.13 Women
08.03.13 Netflix07.23.13 Females
04.28.13 Stagecoach Disappointed Me Immensely02.08.13 Christopher Dorner
01.24.13 Manti Te'o01.19.13 Ice Water
01.10.13 David Villa V. Torres01.03.13 Elle Varner Is Sexy
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Ice Water

women, in no particular order.

white women: lovely snow white skin with soft, pink accents. a little crazy in the
sack but still reserved. these bitches talk too much and love getting sloppy drunk
and powdering their noses.
2tina arena
don't ask

asian women: love the yellow skin and the slanted eyes. these bitches will clean up
after you and will make some mean ass orange chicken. these bitches are loud and
crazy. seem timid but will get loose with some saki bombs.
3nicki minaj
pink friday

black women: oh i love black women. these bitches are ferocious. 40 oz and a
blunt and its a done deal. beautiful dark skin and asses for days. they love the d in
the pooper.
4jennifer lopez
on the 6

latin women: mmmmm that tan skin and dark hair is too much! plus the sexy lil
accent? yo, im in love. throw some tequila down these bitches' throats and their
liable to do anything and everything.
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