Joel Barish

Reviews 8
Approval 68%

Soundoffs 33
News Articles 14
Band Edits + Tags 6
Album Edits 30

Album Ratings 380
Objectivity 49%

Last Active 03-06-15 2:36 am
Joined 11-28-08

Forum Posts 151
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03.24.15 Hold me03.06.15 Sput
07.03.14 Documentaries 03.26.14 Shake That Thang For A Real One
03.10.14 Vegas02.08.14 Magic Mushrooms
01.11.14 If A Tree Falls In The Forest..09.05.13 Life
08.28.13 Ww308.13.13 Women
08.03.13 Netflix07.23.13 Females
04.28.13 Stagecoach Disappointed Me Immensely02.08.13 Christopher Dorner
01.24.13 Manti Te'o01.19.13 Ice Water
01.10.13 David Villa V. Torres01.03.13 Elle Varner Is Sexy
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So I just got to Amsterdam and this shit is sweet. Bought 5 grams of some shit that I forgot the name of and now I'm smoking it back at the hotel. Anyways, I was just in Copenhagen and before I left, I wanted to make sure I got my dingdong wet so I decided to take this girl I met there's cousin back to where I was staying. Whatever whatever she ends up in my bed and we're messing around......I end up wrapping my jimmy and going to town, do my thing and finish but when I look down, there's BLOOD! "I'm bleeding" she says and runs to the bathroom. I throw the sheets away and lay down to fall asleep. She rejoins me in bed but I fell asleep. An hour or so passes and I get up to piss and she's standing at the doorway fully dressed. I give her the peace sign and she leaves. I will never talk to her again, that shit was gross.
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