Joel Barish

Reviews 8
Approval 62%

Soundoffs 33
News Articles 15
Band Edits + Tags 6
Album Edits 29

Album Ratings 392
Objectivity 48%

Last Active 03-06-15 2:36 am
Joined 11-28-08

Forum Posts 150
Review Comments 9,334

05.25.16 Soul03.31.16 How's it going?
05.19.15 WHY?!05.11.15 hey
04.14.15 Have a great day, Sputnik03.24.15 Hold me
03.06.15 Sput07.03.14 Documentaries
03.26.14 Shake That Thang For A Real One03.10.14 Vegas
02.08.14 Magic Mushrooms01.11.14 If A Tree Falls In The Forest..
09.05.13 Life08.28.13 Ww3
08.13.13 Women08.03.13 Netflix
07.23.13 Females04.28.13 Stagecoach Disappointed Me Immensely
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So I just got to Amsterdam and this shit is sweet. Bought 5 grams of some shit that I forgot the name of and now I'm smoking it back at the hotel. Anyways, I was just in Copenhagen and before I left, I wanted to make sure I got my dingdong wet so I decided to take this girl I met there's cousin back to where I was staying. Whatever whatever she ends up in my bed and we're messing around......I end up wrapping my jimmy and going to town, do my thing and finish but when I look down, there's BLOOD! "I'm bleeding" she says and runs to the bathroom. I throw the sheets away and lay down to fall asleep. She rejoins me in bed but I fell asleep. An hour or so passes and I get up to piss and she's standing at the doorway fully dressed. I give her the peace sign and she leaves. I will never talk to her again, that shit was gross.
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