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Bands, Noted, Please Leave.

You know, browsing this site makes me ambitious to create a list that doesn't feature the same crappy artists over and over again, citing them as "Bands That Need To Fall Off The Face Of The Earth". Here goes nothing.
1Brokencyde

Let's start off easy. They suck, next band.
2Army Of Anyone

Frick. The lead singer of Filter, the guitarists from STP, and a decent drummer. Good formula right? No.
3Atreyu

My reason? Because I started listening to these guys two years ago after hearing "Ex's and Oh's", dug deeper into their discography recently and see that after signing to the same label as the Jonas Brothers, these guys...errrrmmm...WELL THEY JUST PISS ME OFF! Geez...
4Watchout! There's Ghosts

Don't get me wrong, I tried this album about 4 times. Every time I get to the third track, I have to stop because the whiny emo vocals make me want to shove a brick into my ears, hoping that my hearing isn't the only thing I destroy when I do.
5Trapt

...because you can only ride Headstong for so long.
6Seether

"Woah, you're such a f*ing hypocrite." Yeah whatever. Karma And Effect sucked. Nuff said.
7The Murder City Devils

Maybe I just don't get these guys, maybe the vibe is wrong for what I'm looking for in a band. Whatever the case may be, I think these guys kinda blow. Someone give me a reason to like them, I sorta want to give them another chance.
8Last House On The Left

Yuck. Let's downtune our guitars and play metals guyz!!! See also: Whitechapel, Winds Of Plague, Suicide Silence...
9Enter Shikari

Wow, someone listen to "Return To Energiser" and tell me these guys are a good band.
10Hey Monday

"Hey man, you should check out this new band! The lead singer is really hawt!" Oh okay bro, *listens to the first two songs of the record*. "Hey bro, you check out this band, they're called Shutupyourtasteinmusicsucks!"
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