|puppies are a pain in the arse for the first few months.|
when they finally learn to do shit and not to do shit, you're laughing.
|obv you're not beating him hard enough. |
|3 would be good music to beat him to|
|some angry lists you got there|
|and that's why you get cats instead of dogs|
man, I hate dogs
|Fuck cats, cats are heartless, I want a pet I can trick into loving me .... like a puppy |
|Fuck cats and dogs. If you want a really loving pet, get an anteater.|
You wont regret it.
|cats are indeed low maintenance, but i can't help but shake the feeling they're plotting your death methodically and just waiting for the right moment to take action.|
my dog, on the hand, is licking my arm as i type this. kind of disgusting but i appreciate the sentiment.
|2 and 5|
cats > dogs
|Dogs are awesome. When i was a kid my house was on fire and my dog (RIP) ran into my parents room and woke them up. A cat wouldn't do that|
|Cool. 3 and 5 are awesome. 1 sucks.|
|"cats are indeed low maintenance, but i can't help but shake the feeling they're plotting your death methodically and just waiting for the right moment to take action."|
*In Nathan Explosion's voice*
Cats are so metal