EverythingEvil2113
11.07.09 | party was out at a buddies farm and a fight ensued, dumb bitch calls the cops, they show up, and we end up sprinting through corn fields, it had just rained, so there are bugs and mud we're crawling through the fields with flashlights going overhead. we somehow ended up on a dirt road heading towards town and ended up crashing at my house. half the party apparently got busted. oh the high school days, good times. |
Burn2Burn
11.08.09 | did u get ur ass kicked OP? |
tombits
11.08.09 | ahah, sounds like a good time man. |
EVedder27
11.08.09 | freshman year of college went to this bar. Everyone made out with eveyone, girls made out with girls and beers were poured on them when they were doing so. |
tombits
11.08.09 | burn2burn, i'm the first to admit i'm not a fighter, haha. i mean i'm around 6ft and fit but i don't have it in me like other dudes that go on a rage and jump into fights. since none of my mates were in it i just stayed out of it. |
Dryden
11.08.09 | 2 years ago went to a party at some huge ass park where a bunch of gay local bands played but gave out free booze and everyone was wasted as fuck falling over then some drunk guy walks in says nothing, punches some chick in the face knocks her down she gets up with a bloody lip and tells her boyfriend who was 2 feet away he walks up punches the other guy in the face makes him cry and run away to some old folks homes punches walls and breaks a few windows then runs home. no cops came so people stayed untill morning |
chambered89
11.08.09 | orgy |
tombits
11.08.09 | wow dryden, dude sounds tough... haha. |
BSX
11.08.09 | LOL you are some wild people. . .I have no insane party story to share. . . |
Ross22
11.08.09 | hahaha one big one comes to mind for me. Though I'm sure it's not that good since its a high school one It was September 8th this year. I'm 17 and in my last year in high school and it's our schools tradition for the grads to all get together and get insanely drunk on the last day of summer and stay out all night and go to school drunk. The cops don't give us any breaks so we had to meet up in a park at midnight while everyone predrank. Cops showed up, chased everyone around. Now there are like about 150+ people at this thing and well, people got mad. Lots of vandalism ensued, people were slashing tires, throwing lawn furniture, everything. The party moved to the beach where people had the bright idea of grabbing driftwood from the beach and throwing it in the middle of the road, to deter the cops. All in all 73 calls were made to the police and 15 people (myself included) got arrested. Pretty lame stuff getting picked up from the police station at 6 in the morning, especially when they had absoluletly no reason to arrest me. |
This Life is Genocide
11.08.09 | LOVE this thread.
Mine. Pirate themed goingaway party. Made out and nearly slept with the girl who had the party thrown for her... Also happened to be my 26year old manager who was leaving our work. She has a boyfriend... words were exchanged, fists were almost thrown. Had to leave early because of it. Funny thing is is that I had the girl who I am dating picked me up cause she had just gotten off of work. Fucked her that night. She still doesn't know what happened that night. Told her some stupid bitch tried pickin a fight with me cause I was 'just talking' to his girl. All my friends at the place have backed me up since. I haven't seen my now ex-manager since then either. |
Asiatic667
11.08.09 | Long story short: People suck |
Captain North
11.08.09 | I don't think there's really that sort of culture here. Or there is and I just have shit friends. |
tombits
11.08.09 | Ross, that's the kind of stuff I don't want to get caught up in, although it seems like every party I go to these days gets broken up by cops because of the numbers and the noise. Occasionally we get some decent police who just want us to turn the music down, which is cool, but other times you get guys who throw random kids to the ground just to flaunt their power. Seems like it's luck of the draw really.
Where you from Captain? |
tombits
11.08.09 | Also, everyone check out number one on the list, Cast Spells. It's the front man of Maps and Atlases Dave Davison's solo project, really cool stuff. Just did a review on it. |
jimmyisjonny
11.08.09 | At my Halloween party, I slept with the girlfriend of a guy I fucking despise from work. Then he turned up about an hour after, and he looked edgy as hell. I pissed in his drink when he went into the kitchen and drove off with a few buds playing CDs at max volume (one of them was TSOPTC :D).
Good times. |
tombits
11.08.09 | That's just... epic. |
scotish
11.08.09 | list is awesome and thread brings the lulz, I'll be watching |
Phantom
11.08.09 | One of the stupidest was about 5 years ago. A group of us were drinking down at askatepark and the police turned up so we ha to run through the fields to get away, i believe n one got caught.
The stupidest was a couple of years back i got incredibly pissed off at a party due to women trouble and drank a bottle of JD and numerous beers, got trashed and among other things ended up hitting my head on a glass coffee table, passing out and leaving a blood stain on the carpet. Closest I've ever come to needing my stomach pumped. Needless to say I've not been into JD as much since. |
MrPoopular
11.08.09 | One time i was at this party at the twin towers and i drove a fucking golf cart off the top of the twin towers. man i was so pissed when i hit the bottom |
chambered89
11.08.09 | lmfao |
BallsToTheWall
11.08.09 | When im drunk I break everything including furniture, potted plants, glass bottles, well anything really. I'm also one of those affectionate drunks who likes to hug everyone. Im also pretty sure I sexually assaulted a stuffed animal once but it's because of these instances I try to avoid goign to parties. |
Metalstyles
11.08.09 | lolololol great thread, but Balls' last sentence is the best by far |
Ross22
11.08.09 | Oh an Honourable mention was this Halloween, or in my case Chunderfest. It was halarious, my friend puked ALL OVER HERSELF on the bus on the way to the party. People get her off and take her home. Then we get there at about 11. It was actually pretty fun until about 12 30 but 8 people start puking there guts out. I mean everywhere. A few probably had alcohol poisoning, I know what it's like from experience, and trust me, It's not fun. The culminating achievment of the night was when my friend, who's 7 feet tall and weighs about 270 pounds passed out in a ditch outside of the garage. The ditch was there to aid in some sort of construction/renovation and was fenced off. Well my friend passed out straight through the metal fence, breaking it, badly. It was one of the classic cartoon "timber" moments. Trust me it was halarious. |
redskyformiles
11.08.09 | threw a party last christmas. dude got his car stolen and then proceeded to sucker punch someone in the face only to have that person's friends (and my rose bush) beat his ass. i can safely say it was not his night. |
thebbqshrimp
11.08.09 | I was at a rave two years ago where a guy was stabbed to death. Cops came and questioned every person that was there. I was still thizzin. Not a good time. Luckily I was smart enough to give all fake information. |
Ross22
11.08.09 | ^reported. |
NebSnurb
11.08.09 | I would share some stories...but, everyone here has a better story than me. Except for running over a mailbox, taking a shit under a tree while watching my friends drive into a pole, and falling down a flight of stairs in a mansion. |
thebbqshrimp
11.08.09 | You reported me, Ross22? For what? |
Ross22
11.08.09 | HAHAHA i was kiddinng man. you said you were lying to the police, THE ADMINS MUST KNOW! |
BSX
11.08.09 | LOL wow we should have a Sputnikmusic convention bet that would be a crazy ass party. |
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