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A Dream To Share

Thought it was too interesting not to. About an [8] before I knocked out.

All this happened when my highness and I don't have work the next day and blaze
up, watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Satan Worshipping Doom

Don't remember how it started but she and I were watching the tube on my bed at 5 in the morning aftersex like back then.
Channel's on Adult Swim - see back then they would play oldies like Astro Boy and Gigantor, it ruled. Screen was yellow,
japanese ultra-violence. Animated bear with torso cut in half, guts hanging, eyes bleeding and glowing and a balding man with
curly hair and dark sunglasses. Both chainsawing each other. Everything was mushed and melding together into like some golden
mech godzilla bear. The screen cracked and was upsidedown for a split second. All happened fast.
Tombs of the Blind Drugged

Setting turns to a McDonalds where I haven't been in years. The scenes are Aqua Teen Hunger Force-like. Ash Ketchum was
the manager serving the faceless customers. Master Shake is outside skateboarding rad tricks in an empty pool in the area
where the McPlayground should be. Toy Story's rc car was more dark orange and huge, had some Frylock/Freeman voice
going on. The bear appeared again. RC Car was saying he wasn't gonna trick Shake again or some surreal shit. Car wants
to drive a commercial truck, weird. Bear says no but goes along the ride. Shake goes and flips inside like a pro. They drive off
into the highway and run over everyone. Ash Ketchum yells for them to come back but all he actually said was
4Insect Warfare
World Extermination

Insect Warfare on crack starts grinding hard in the speakers while they crush past cars in the freeway. Truck starts doing some
sick flips and at one point goes 187kms in the air. idk why that much but that's what Shake said in swedish. The mayhem was
like some OG GTA carnage, demolition as far as the eye could see. The landscape morphed into some volatile environment where
dangerous animals from Africa and Australia and shit attack the truck. The bear has his day and fucks everyone up with its
automatic. Bear turns around and says "You're Next".
5Stars of the Lid
The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid

Woke up, made myself chocolate pancakes and a protein shake, and wrote down anything I could recall for this. Continued watching ATHF with my girl.
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