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Happy Christmas!

Happy Christmas everyone! Hope you all have a good rday. I'll return to my default 'miserable cunt' rsetting before long. For now, though, here's my five rfavourite Christmas songs...
1Aidan John Moffat
(A Not So Silent) Night Before Christmas

"Too fat to move, I let him just lie there, Hoping to fuck that he wouldn't just die there, What a surprise for the kids that would be, A drunken dead Santa under the tree." All hail Lord Moffat!
2The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl
Fairytale Of New York

It's sad that this is the only Pogues song most people know. Still one of the best songs ever written.
3The Vandals
Oi! To The World

"If God came down on Christmas Day, I know exactly what he'd say, He'd say OI! to the punks, And OI! to the skins, And OI! to the world and everybody wins!"
4David Bowie & Bing Crosby
Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy

Last Christmas

This would probably be higher were it not for the nauseous way George Michael sings "special."
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