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Happy Christmas everyone! Hope you all have a good rday. I'll return to my default 'miserable cunt' rsetting before long. For now, though, here's my five rfavourite Christmas songs...
|1||Aidan John Moffat|
(A Not So Silent) Night Before Christmas
"Too fat to move, I let him just lie there,
Hoping to fuck that he wouldn't just die there,
What a surprise for the kids that would be,
A drunken dead Santa under the tree."
All hail Lord Moffat!
|2||The Pogues feat. Kirsty MacColl|
Fairytale Of New York
It's sad that this is the only Pogues song most people know. Still one of the
songs ever written.
Oi! To The World
"If God came down on Christmas Day,
I know exactly what he'd say,
He'd say OI! to the punks,
And OI! to the skins,
And OI! to the world and everybody wins!"
|4||David Bowie & Bing Crosby|
Peace On Earth/Little Drummer Boy
This would probably be higher were it not for the nauseous way George Michael
Feel free to share any particularly cool gifts, musical or otherwise.
|Happy Christmas to you too.|
|Merry Christmas to you too, man. |
Right now, I'm eating tamales. Google it if you don't know what they are.
|a Festivus for the rest of us.|