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| You Take Out The Guard, I'm Gonna Go Whack Off A Horse
Artificial insemination started when ancient soldiers broke into enemy camps and stole horse sperm. Oh, the magical things you learn in school. These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm. | | 1 | Scar Symmetry
Morphogenesis
I still can't figure out why they fired Christian Alvestam. | | 2 | Arghoslent
Branding the Peon
Not their best song, whoever said it was. But still the best off Arsenal of Glory. | | 3 | A.C.
You're Gay
Y-O-U-R E-G-A-Y! | | 4 | Ulver
Bergtatt-Ind I Fjeldkamrene
Listened to this about 10 times in a row after I bought Bergtatt. Amazing. | | 5 | Wykked Wytch
Bring Me To Life
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
Golgoroth
05.09.09 | "These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm"
Win. | jingledeath
05.09.09 | 1 and 4 are awesome and I think they fired Alvestam because he didn't want to tour | tinathefatlard
05.09.09 | I love 2...NEIN | illmitch
05.09.09 | there's a black metal band called goat semen, i wonder if there's one called horse sperm or maybe horses aren't satanic enough | redskyformiles
05.09.09 | reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMqh1yaVTw | bloc
05.09.09 | exactly what class do you learn this stuff in? or perhaps what country? | Mr. Lizard
05.09.09 | 311 Sucks and Your Favorite Band is Supertramp are srsly funny shit. So's Im in A C | ThyCrossAwaits
05.09.09 | somebody else should comment so i can think of a witty reply | ThyCrossAwaits
05.09.09 | @bloc01: i'm an American. | bloc
05.09.09 | ah, should have known. | ThyCrossAwaits
05.09.09 | racist |
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