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|You Take Out The Guard, I'm Gonna Go Whack Off A Horse|
Artificial insemination started when ancient soldiers broke into enemy camps and stole horse sperm. Oh, the magical things you learn in school. These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm.
I still can't figure out why they fired Christian Alvestam.
Branding the Peon
Not their best song, whoever said it was. But still the best off Arsenal of Glory.
Bergtatt-Ind I Fjeldkamrene
Listened to this about 10 times in a row after I bought Bergtatt. Amazing.
Bring Me To Life
|"These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm"|
|1 and 4 are awesome and I think they fired Alvestam because he didn't want to tour|
|I love 2...NEIN|
|there's a black metal band called goat semen, i wonder if there's one called horse sperm or maybe horses aren't satanic enough|
|reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMqh1yaVTw|
|exactly what class do you learn this stuff in? or perhaps what country?|
|311 Sucks and Your Favorite Band is Supertramp are srsly funny shit. So's Im in A C|
|somebody else should comment so i can think of a witty reply|
|@bloc01: i'm an American. |
|ah, should have known.|