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You Take Out The Guard, I'm Gonna Go Whack Off A Horse

Artificial insemination started when ancient soldiers broke into enemy camps and stole horse sperm. Oh, the magical things you learn in school. These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm.
1Scar Symmetry
Morphogenesis

I still can't figure out why they fired Christian Alvestam.
2Arghoslent
Branding the Peon

Not their best song, whoever said it was. But still the best off Arsenal of Glory.
3A.C.
You're Gay

Y-O-U-R E-G-A-Y!
4Ulver
Bergtatt-Ind I Fjeldkamrene

Listened to this about 10 times in a row after I bought Bergtatt. Amazing.
5Wykked Wytch
Bring Me To Life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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