ThyCrossAwaits
User

Reviews 46
Approval 84%

Soundoffs 97
News Articles 16
Band Edits + Tags 8
Album Edits 57

Album Ratings 63
Objectivity 50%

Last Active 02-06-13 6:39 pm
Joined 12-09-07

Forum Posts 30
Review Comments 3,086

 Lists
05.16.15 Probably Should've Waited03.14.15 So Did You Hear About the Thing?
12.24.14 2014 Masterlist 11.29.14 Ya Know, 2014 And Stuff
07.24.14 2014 Definitive08.25.13 Just Bought
08.13.13 Copying Trebor [3]05.04.13 Doomy Kind Of Day
04.18.13 Happy Birthday To You Your Shit Got Sto02.23.13 2013's Looking Up
02.14.13 Need Filthy Dm12.08.12 Top 50 Of 2012
11.22.12 Help!07.09.12 2012
04.19.12 Most Looked Forwarded To-ed04.15.12 Stood About 6 Feet From Nergal
01.02.12 2011 Is Fuckin' Dead, Unabridged01.01.12 2011 Is Fuckin' Dead
More »

You Take Out The Guard, I'm Gonna Go Whack Off A Horse

Artificial insemination started when ancient soldiers broke into enemy camps and stole horse sperm. Oh, the magical things you learn in school. These are awesome songs that take my mind off horse sperm.
1Scar Symmetry
Morphogenesis

I still can't figure out why they fired Christian Alvestam.
2Arghoslent
Branding the Peon

Not their best song, whoever said it was. But still the best off Arsenal of Glory.
3A.C.
You're Gay

Y-O-U-R E-G-A-Y!
4Ulver
Bergtatt-Ind I Fjeldkamrene

Listened to this about 10 times in a row after I bought Bergtatt. Amazing.
5Wykked Wytch
Bring Me To Life

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Show/Add Comments (11)

FAQ // STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // SITE FORUM // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2014 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy