|Rottnest Island; The Happiest Place For University Students, 4 Days A Year.|
A customary celebration in Western Australia is to spend the week after uni exams getting wasted on a tiny island half an hour from Fremantle harbour drinking yourself stupid and doing retarded things in the name of fun, these are 50 things I did this week.
|50||Quoted M. Bison in various situations.|
This is delicious!!!! Nothing like a great way to waste time on the first day quoting the Mighty Bison while various girls stare at you thinking "I do not want to have sex with those guys".
|49||Denying BBQ sauce to the people next door|
Nothing like seeing the sheer rage on the face of your local neighbourhood douchebag as he hides his tears behind ray-bans.
|48||Trying to blow up a tennis ball and instead possibly polluting the entire island with toxic smoke |
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
|47||Punctuating sentence with the word cunt|
Seriously so fun.
|46||Circle of Death except every card is an Ace|
15 minutes in and everyone is drunk.
|45||Being a Punter|
the first stage of drunkeness
|44||being a Maggot Punter|
the second stage of drunkeness
|43||being a Paggot Munter|
the third stage of drunkeness
the fourth stage of drunkeness
|41||The Fucktest Cunt|
|40||Wanting to fight someone solely because he wears a nine-button jacket.|
"Hey nine-button you dumbshit, where'd you get the jacket? Fags R Us?"
|39||Reminding people that they can't rape someone in the diner.|
|38||Calling a Vuvuzela a cum-trumpet|
Seriously, who the fuck bringing a vuvuzela to a party?
|37||Calling the guy playing the Vuvuzela a cock-snorkelling thundercunt|
Seriously, who the fuck brings a vuvuzela to a party?
|36||Talking about pubes|
not mine specifically.
|35||Being told by an old lady to put dicks in your ears|
she was like 70
|34||Fucking up a drinking chant.|
lads lads lads lads lads lads COCKS!!!!
|33||trading packets of instant noodles for sex|
Mi Goreng noodles are the greatest currency since Bison Dollars.
awesome drinking game
awesome card/drinking game
|30||drawing penises on the faces of the unconscious|
arguably the most fun thing to see a person wake up to and then realize.
|29||having a 12 year old local tell you he stabs bitches and rapes the corpses|
That is freaky as all hell to hear when you're on your 17th beer.
|28||Watching seagulls fight over bread crumbs|
second best spectator sport in ever
|27||watching seagulls attack the poor bastard you covered in bread crumbs|
best spectator sport ever
|26||When 2 people leave the house in nothing but poncho's and come back covered in sand.|
|25||When police officers catch you in the dunes|
|24||building a staff out of beer cans and telling people they shall not pass|
back to the shadows
|23||Not eating anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin days|
Or as they like to be known "Subway"
|22||referring to asian people as orcs after learning that Mordor was based on China|
Tolkien was a racist.
|21||carrying a bag pipe playing, kilt wearing, ginger man home after he ran 3 kilometres from the police|
We called him Ranga Steve
|20||Starting fights with people who wear green shirts|
"Oi cunt" "What, cunt?" "your shirt's green cunt" punch.
|19||trying to exchange Bison dollars for british pounds at the money exchange|
then screaming racist when you're told the currency doesn't exist.
|18||Trying to buy alcohol with Bison dollars|
And having the guy accept it because he too supports the Mighty Bison.
|17||Pissing in a suitcase|
|16||putting someone inside the suitcase|
|15||Asking the girls dressed as pirates if they'd like to duel|
|14||Suggesting that this duel involve your penis against their vaginas|
they did not agree
|13||Reminding the Australian soccer team you could've scored 12 goals against Serbia if you had played.|
fucking Pim Verbeek
|12||the term dumb-dawg|
makes everything a little blacker
|11||the term gay-cunt|
makes everything a little wack-er
|10||"Suck me off at the next station"|
is not something you should say when travelling on a bus
|9||accidentally knocking someone unconscious|
in my defence you aren't supposed to run towards someone with a sock full of coins.
|8||seducing women by describing your preferred methods of rape|
|7||asking every redheaded girl if the carpet matched the curtains|
|6||asking every redhead girl if the carpet matched her pubes|
the carpet...was green
|5||quoting adam sandler|
so many fun things to say
|4||singing I'm on a boat, whilst being on a boat|
dreams do come true
dreams do come true
|2||tapeing a person to a flag pole only to have it start pouring rain, thereby requiring you bolt the 2|
I owe that guy like 12 beers
|1||asking someone if they had sand in their vagina|
and then she did.