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Boredom Made Me Do It!

There's a party at the beach today but since my liver can't take ranymore I decided to sit this rone out. As a result I'm alone at the city rwith nothing to do on a Saturday night... since I'm so rbored I rdecided to list some of my favorite sputnik cliches.
1Converge
Jane Doe

Album is praised beyond human reason. Album is loved. Album is invited to all the parties. Album gets all the chicks. Sudenly, someone decides the album is not good. Former fanboys turn against it (BtBaM misses you, Ire). Fathers turn against sons. Cows turn agains milkmen. It's all chaos. The Jane Doe effect, I like to call it. Also see: Colors, As the Roots Undo.
2Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish...

The mass delusion that Gold Cobra will come out one day. Not only that, but it will send the unfaithful to their doom and the believers will be rewarded with the best album of all time.
3Caleb McAlpine
Science Fiction

Read post from Waior. Read again to be sure you're not hallucinating. He's changing countries. Again. For the fifth time. This month.
4Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Coming Out Of Their Shells

theacademy ruined Sputnik. Chan says so. It must be true.
5Emery
...In Shallow Seas We Sail

Comment here. Come on, you know you want to do it. That's right, push those keys. Talk about the album. Or not. Congratulations, you are now banned. What's that? Two days? Nah fuck it, have two extra weeks worth of ban.
6Rush
Moving Pictures

sonictheplumber will show up at your list/thread and tell you how he raped your mother with his own cock. It doesn't seem physically possible. But he'll do it. And you'll like it.
7Skrillex
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

Say some "fact" about electronic music that not only is blatantly wrong, but you insist it's true to the point it gets ridiculous. Congratulations! Deviant. will now proceed to rip you a new one and sleep with your mom.
8Justice
Cross

Talk about religion. Josh D WILL pop out of nowhere and tell you how you're wrong.
9Alter Bridge
Blackbird

Talk about Alter Bridge. tiesthatbind WILL pop out of nowhere and tell you how much he loves you. Then he'll stab you in the back and bump another .5 to his Emery rating.
10Megiddo
The Devil and the Whore

SCREAM!/Hawks is the greatest bromance since Baph & Mimsy. You other bromances don't matter.
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