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| Mark E. Smith
the man, the myth, the legend | | 1 |  | The Fall
Hex Enduction Hour
"Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?" | | 2 |  | Mumford & Sons
Sigh No More
"We were playing a festival in Dublin the other week. There was this other group, like, warming up in the next sort of chalet, and they were terrible. I said, 'Shut them cunts up!' And they were still warming up, so I threw a bottle at them. The bands said, 'That's the Sons of Mumford' or something. 'They're number five in charts!' I just thought they were a load of retarded Irish folk singers." | | 3 |  | Pavement
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
"It's just like music when you reckon it up. It's like listening to Pavement: it's just The Fall in 1985, isn't it? They haven't got an original idea in their heads." | | 4 |  | Warpaint
The Fool
"I used to be psychic, but I drank my way out of it." | | 5 |  | The Replacements
Let It Be
"The Fall will always do all right; people always come and see us, they always pay their money. And you talk to 18 year old people, they haven't had any education, but they do know. They don't buy the NME anymore because they can read their mam's Sun and it's the same crap. It's my job to think about these things." | | 6 |  | Suckers
Wild Smile
"The thing with me. I can't stick musicians. I've thought about this. I can't stand them, and being stuck in a studio with them I think that's my strength I can hear what they can't." | | 7 |  | Menomena
Mines
"They've got three different types of currency in Brazil. They have like a scumbag currency, ie people who work in shops. And they have a currency for people who are like lecturers, journalists. And then they have a rich man's currency. Maybe that's the way Britain is going. We're like India now, a part of the Third World." | | 8 |  | Pixies
Surfer Rosa
"'If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly." | | 9 |  | Surfer Blood
Astro Coast
"He told me I didn't understand, that we were from the bleak industrial wastes of North England, or something, and that we didn't understand the Internet. I told him Fall fans invented the Internet. They were on there in 1982. " | | 10 |  | The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground and Nico
"I did heroin once, just to be sociable" | |
Kiran
11.03.10 | http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01185/arts-graphics-2008_1185572a.jpg | porch
11.03.10 | the fall rule
good list as usual | DoubtGin
11.03.10 | smith has so many killer lines
i like the one about mumford & sons | theacademy
11.03.10 | i don't give a fuck if im supposed to hate it, i like 9. | AggravatedYeti
11.03.10 | hahahaha
this is great. | americanmusicmachine
11.03.10 | i like 9 too theacademy. i shuld probably check out the fall, all these quotes are great. the one about heroin's my favorite. | AliW1993
11.03.10 | Haha love the Mumford & Sons one | slep
11.03.10 | haha this guys awesome | Aids
11.03.10 | Everyone go listen to 4 and 7. Really underrated here. Sweet list, the Mumford and Sons thing was hilarious. | Kiran
11.03.10 | yeah the mumford and sons and heroin ones are my favourites too.
glad 9 is a hit too, its soo chill | Mr_Coffee
11.03.10 | Mark E. Smith is damn awesome | illmitch
11.04.10 | mark e smith is a fucking genius | couldwinarabbit
11.04.10 | the fall is awesome. | seifer
11.05.10 | 5,8, 10 are awesome |
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