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12.31.14 Lambda's 2014 12.13.14 Lambda's Favourite Songs Of 2014
10.15.14 Lambda's Top 50 Of The 00's07.16.14 2014 Quarterly Report #2
06.17.14 Pick The Best And Worst 5 Stars Of The 05.02.14 2014 Quarterly Report #1
12.31.13 Sputnik Review Of The Year 201312.23.13 Lambda's 2013
11.23.13 A Beginner's Guide To Buckethead 11.12.13 2013 Quarterly Report #3
07.16.13 2013 Quarterly Report #206.04.13 My Daughter Is Mad At Me
04.23.13 2013 (late) Quarterly Report #101.26.13 5 Bands With Consistently Terrible Artw
12.31.12 Lambda's 201211.26.12 Top 10 Movies Of 2012 (well.. So Far)
10.15.12 2012 Quarterly Report #208.12.12 Looking For Albums Similar To...
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Recommend Crappy Music

Crappy music fans ahoy! I want to listen to some really bad garbage. Recommend me some bad albums- like this stuff below...
1Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling!


This album is so bad I simultaneously vomited and farted while listening to it.
2Grumblecunt
I Piss Shit


I. PISS. SHIT.
3Waking The Cadaver
Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler


Quite possibly the dumbest lyrics and worst vocals ever recorded.
4Exoskeleton
Plutonian Herd


Worst guitar tone ever. Oh yeah, I wrote a soundoff on this...
5Xardas
Chapter I


Some guy jamming on a guitar for fifteen minutes and thirty-seven seconds. It could have worked out, maybe, if there was some variety in the playing on here, but there isn't. Essentially the same riff repeated constantly for fifteen long and dull minutes. The sad thing is that some of the noodling on here seems to have potential- it's just repeated over and over again until you go into a coma. Luckily this is a free download- had I paid money for this, I would have been seriously annoyed. Oh yeah, did I mention there's a Lebanese TV show playing in the background the entire time? (My soundoff)
6Brokencyde
I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!


Crunkcore: the worst musical abomination ever?
7DoomThrone
Skeleton Veiled In Flesh


Special guest star: Kermit The Frog on vocals!
8 Simple Plan
No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls


This album just sucks.
9DragonForce
Ultra Beatdown


MY NAME IS HERMAN LI I CAN PLAY 5000 NOTES A SECOND USING THIS COMPUTER.
10Soulja Boy
Souljaboytellem.com


The only thing worse than the crappy music is the crappy dance.
11Crazy Frog
Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits


I'm going to present this album to the garbage can.
12 Prussian Blue
Fragment Of The Future


No. Just no.
133 Is 3
Torg::h/h


I... don't understand... this album...
14Paramore
Riot!


...yeah, putting on my flameshield.
15Hasan
Land Of The Unknown


Look at the album cover.
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