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Top 15 Man Crushes In Music
The top 15 dudes from bands that I would totally have gay sex with.
15
mc chris
mc chris is dead
mc chris - Such a high-pitched voice that people within earshot would think I'm having sex with a woman.
14
Animals As Leaders
Animals As Leaders
Tosin Abasi - 8 strings of sex
13
Him
Love Metal
Ville Valo - Probably the most gentle lover ever.
12
Maps and Atlases
You and Me and The Mountain
Dave Davison - I would let that indie beard do anything to me.
11
Queens Of The Stone Age
Songs For The Deaf
Josh Homme - A damn good lookin ginger
10
Gogol Bordello
Super Taranta
Eugene Hutz - This would be the sweatiest, stinkiest sex ever.
9
Pierce The Veil
Selfish Machines
Vic Fuentes - I imagine sex with Vic would be very similar to sex with Haley Williams. What a cute little scene fag :)
8
System Of A Down
Mezmerize
Serj Tankian - Exotic
7
Coheed and Cambria
From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness
Claudio Sanchez - Science fiction dirty talk
6
Rx Bandits
...And The Battle Begun
Steve Choi - Cute little asian man
5
The Aquabats
Charge!
MC Bat Commander - Gotta luv the sharpie mustache
4
Bad Rabbits
Stick Up Kids
Dua Boakye - Sexy black man with a falsetto that will bring you to your knees
3
Foxy Shazam
Foxy Shazam
Sky White - As you can see I have a thing for beards and Sky has the most epic one.
2
Prince
Purple Rain
Prince - I'm pretty sure Prince makes it into the top 5 of every man and woman's "celebrities I want to have sex with the most" list.
1
Dragonforce
Ultra Beatdown
Herman Li - Seriously, who wouldn't want to do the greatest musician to ever walk the Earth?
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elephantREVOLUTION
10.12.10
Shit, just realized I left off Anthony Green. He probably would have made top 5. Oh well.
theacademy
10.12.10
BigHans
10.12.10
Would you like a side of cock with this list?
elephantREVOLUTION
10.12.10
yeah, herman ree cock
8bit
10.12.10
Mike Patton? No Mike Patton?
elephantREVOLUTION
10.12.10
i've always thought patton was kinda ugly
PanasonicYouth
10.12.10
i met sky a few years ago
dude's beard is so fucking cool
and props for 15
Prolapse
10.12.10
herman ree bree bree
bringonthebreakdown
10.12.10
yesss 14
couldwinarabbit
10.12.10
How can Enrique and Matt Beringer not be on this list?
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