Best Facial Hair In A Musical Group
The Best of the Best, whats good music without the mustache? |
| 1 | Gunther
With a mullet a tiny little mustache whats to complain about the mans sense of style. |
| 2 | Lemmy of Motorhead
Other than the mutton chops, the gigantic wart/callous and weathered face hes a cant miss |
| 3 | Kud of Mudvayne
The early days Kud when he had 4 foot long goatees on each side. If you can tie your facial hair in a knot you know you have something goin for you. |
| 4 | Bill Gibbons of ZZ Top
With a manly beard and old man face, it screams for all the fly ladies to come a flocking. |
| 5 | Wayne of Static-X
The diversity of his facial hair is immaculate. Whether in a pony-tail or letting it flow Wayne's dark brown flowing locks of goatee are ratheramazing. The hairdoo didn't hurt his position in the category either. |
| 6 | Bob Marley
His hair was not that wild to look at, however seems to be a fantastic place to live. Apparently there were thirty different types of insects found at the time of his death that were residing somewhere along the head to chin region. |
| 7 | Paula Cole
The only woman to make the list and thats a bad thing for her and good thing for women across the board. With armpit hair and a slight mustache this woman makes her presence felt. (especially when drinking milk) |
| 8 | Ted Nugent
In his cat scratch fever days had one beautiful fu-manchu rolling around his ugly mug and the combo with the golden pony-tail he is a must have on the list. |
| 9 | The boys of Hanson
With the inability to grow facial hair gets them the ninth spot. If you zoom in really really close I promise you will find at least 14 hairs sprouting from those boys faces. |
| 10 | Corey of Slipknot
He makes it not because of his nappy facial hair, but more because of how he kept his facial hair and hair of the top of his head to make his mask. What a man, he finds a way to recycle hair and then wear it again. Ain't nothing like sweat soaked facial hair in the morning |
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