BallsToTheWall
Charmander Jones.....The U.
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Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
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02.11.16 What We Do In the Shadows02.09.16 Lavender Town
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01.29.16 Damn!01.28.16 Run All Night > Taken
01.26.16 Brrrrrrrrr01.24.16 Super Bowl
01.21.16 Chakra Alignment01.18.16 Panther Nation
01.14.16 Never Forget01.09.16 Stand By You
12.25.15 Drunk On Christmas Morning12.16.15 Hot Fire
12.14.15 It's Sad Man12.10.15 Evolution.
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Highway Jerkoff

For some reason when I was on the interstate I started daydreaming that Sasha Grey was giving me a BJ. I was getting a raging boner so I was like fuck it....cuffing the carrot in one hand, holding the steering wheel the other..80+ in a 65 1-95. Easily the most badass thing I've ever did.
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