BallsToTheWall
Mystical Space Typhoon
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Last Active 05-24-16 4:09 pm
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06.21.16 RAWRRRR!06.16.16 9 Years.
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Highway Jerkoff

For some reason when I was on the interstate I started daydreaming that Sasha Grey was giving me a BJ. I was getting a raging boner so I was like fuck it....cuffing the carrot in one hand, holding the steering wheel the other..80+ in a 65 1-95. Easily the most badass thing I've ever did.
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