BallsToTheWall: Highway Jerkoff

BallsToTheWall 04.23.12	Didn't die or get pulled over.
Acanthus 04.23.12	I suppose not dying is worthy of some praise afterall, sucks that Sasha is out of the porn industry though.
Trebor17 04.23.12	well....................................did you cum or what?
BallsToTheWall 04.23.12	Duhh...i'm quite suprised I didnt crash into a wall or another car as I was going AHHHHHHHHHH
paxman 04.23.12	All over the steering wheel
Wolfhorde 04.24.12	Holy balls.
Acanthus 04.24.12	Empty balls.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	Fuck tha police
Deviant. 04.24.12	Sucks that the windshield wipers don't work on the inside of the car
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	No need...found a hand towel, most likely dirty, by the passenger side door. When you run out of socks hand towels are great accessories.
paxman 04.24.12	It's just bird shit
MetallicOpeth 04.24.12	trebor wins
Yazz_Flute 04.24.12	Balls continues to amaze us with his profundity.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	There was some story down here involving a lonely truck driver who "allegedly" watched porn to stay awake. Needless to say he lost control and caused a ruckus. Story would be funny if he didn't crush a mini-van and it's passengers.
Hyperion1001 04.24.12	i my balls have yet to find a comfortable position all day it is quite an unsavory feeling
Xenophanes 04.24.12	still kind of funny
paxman 04.24.12	Sometimes I think I need a bra for my balls, just to keep them in place and from sticking to my legs
DallyLama 04.24.12	woah
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	I felt like I was gonna fuck up my wrist in such a way that I would be forced to have pins and plates inserted into my forearm should I have crashed.
Vesper 04.24.12	I feel like there's some awful joke to be made here about driving stick shift, but I'm not going to do it. And I am utterly unsurprised that this is your list, Wylie, hahaha.
Hyperion1001 04.24.12	im totally not gonna lie ive tried the highway fap before except it was on a deserted backroad which is significantly more dangerous and thus the climax was that much better
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was one of the most satisfying faps of all time not gonna lie.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	I saw that in some stupid indie magazine I was reading at the store before dipping. So stoked for that shit.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	PHENOMENAL CUZ
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	Better be Heres To The Night Pt II
Sirob 04.24.12	road head is better
Treboris17 04.24.12	road 69
Sirob 04.24.12	thanks man
Anthracks 04.24.12	sasha grey cant suck for shit you shouldve been thinking about me giving you head but only if thats you in your profile picture and you are wearing those batman underwear
Treboris17 04.24.12	she deep throats though
Anthracks 04.24.12	you think i dont?
Anthracks 04.24.12	i give the best bj on sputnik. besides deep throating is rarely anything more than a visual stimulant
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	Are you questioning the legitimacy of that picture? Of course that's me. It would be weird if it wasn't.
Anthracks 04.24.12	im not questioning the legitimacy i was just letting you know id blow u
Treboris17 04.24.12	I wouldn't jerk you off even if I was straight Anthracks
Anthracks 04.24.12	i didnt extend the offer to you you creep go away
iFghtffyrdmns 04.24.12	damn. u rule. tried to do this a few weeks back on the drive up to buffalo. couldnt get that boner. such a bummer, i am.
Anthracks 04.24.12	cmon balls wat do u say to ur balls + me
Anthracks 04.24.12	my mouth is magick
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	lets go.
Anthracks 04.24.12	i am so happy you said yes add me on facebook sweetheart https://www.facebook.com/ShnugglyWumpkins
Anthracks 04.24.12	ps u r such a stud
paxman 04.24.12	This is way better than a Nicholas Sparks movie!
Anthracks 04.24.12	i happily swallow btw
renegadestrings 04.24.12	this was basically my sojourn to FSU after a family holiday. Balls, i don't wanna sound gay or nothin, but you remind me of me and i like unicorns. when i return to the states, let's get douchey at the gym, work on the glamour muscles, drink heavily, then pick up some women in downtown orlando using our biceps as flirtation devices, all the while listening to Manowar
Anthracks 04.24.12	r u as hot as balls
renegadestrings 04.24.12	stop talking
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	Fuck yeah Renegade.
Anthracks 04.24.12	make me stop talking
EasternLight 04.24.12	lmao. roadhead is better bro.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	I doubt it...it takes mad skill to be able to navigate safely, keep one foot on the gas and one hand on the wheel, drive 10/15 over the speed limit and punch the clown at the same time/.
Maniac! 04.24.12	the fuck did I just read
EasternLight 04.24.12	Its amazing, other than the fact when you finish you accelerate even more than you were before. good shit,.
Wolfhorde 04.24.12	Your average Sputnik list.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	Yeah dude...I accelerated quite a bit.
EasternLight 04.24.12	and bjs > hjs > mast all day. blast carnivore. FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	I'm so accustomed to just beating off I want nothing else. I'm in a rhythm and don't want it to be fucked with.
EasternLight 04.24.12	im probably too dependent on the opposite of that. sometimes you just gotta nut. i feel you dawg.
dammets 04.24.12	I wouldn't mind crashing and dying as much as I'd mind having the dude on the next lane watch me.
Wolfhorde 04.24.12	^ That's the spirit.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	My problem is im just too comfortable with porn. If somebody took my labtop away i'd be forced to go out into the wild, which would be a great thing.
Voivod 04.24.12	Balls try Anita Blonde next time you are out to the interstate :-P
Wolfhorde 04.24.12	By "into the wild" you mean "into reality/social life"?
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	Yeah..aside from gyms and restaraunts I only like to go out when a concert or some cool event that is going down. Everything is too expensive and douchey to motivate me to roll out.
Voivod 04.24.12	aside from gyms and restaraunts I only like to go out when a concert or some cool event that is going down I couldn't agree more. One has to be highly selective these days, because dollars (or euros) do not suffice for all.
CaptainDooRight 04.24.12	sasha is hot bro
Inveigh 04.24.12	wait no one besides Balls has ever done this before? I've done it more than once...
Motiv3 04.24.12	how was it?
CaptainDooRight 04.24.12	never while driving bro, or maybe on the boat, that's much different tho
Ending 04.24.12	Impressive.
BallsToTheWall 04.24.12	a boat? What you jerking off on a manatee?
Anthracks 04.24.12	nothing gayer than men talking about their fapping habits with each other
EasternLight 04.24.12	thats the single life for you
Wolfhorde 04.24.12	"I couldn't agree more. One has to be highly selective these days, because dollars (or euros) do not suffice for all." That sounds kinda exaggerated.