BallsToTheWall
Clefable Oathbreaker McKinley
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Last Active 05-24-16 4:09 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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12.02.16 The Goats!11.29.16 The Originals
11.27.16 Leggings11.26.16 My Body Isn't Ready
11.22.16 Pepperoni Pizza Jumpsuit11.21.16 Psychoactive Toads
11.16.16 Underworld: Blood wars11.14.16 Japan!
11.13.16 Where Have You Been All My Life?11.12.16 Bubba Burgers Are Clutch
11.08.16 Who Should Actually Become President11.07.16 A Metal Bonfire: And a Tribute to Mike
11.06.16 ANIMORPHS!!11.02.16 Pushing The Metal Agenda
10.30.16 Anger10.29.16 Black and Blue
10.27.16 80's Sheen10.24.16 What are you gonna Be For Halloween?
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Highway Jerkoff

For some reason when I was on the interstate I started daydreaming that Sasha Grey was giving me a BJ. I was getting a raging boner so I was like fuck it....cuffing the carrot in one hand, holding the steering wheel the other..80+ in a 65 1-95. Easily the most badass thing I've ever did.
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