BallsToTheWall
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Last Active 04-20-15 3:06 pm
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05.20.15 Let's Do It05.19.15 Frog Worship
05.17.15 Into The Core05.14.15 Gym Domination With Metal
05.13.15 Fancy Beer And Faux Misanthropy05.12.15 W.W.J.D
05.11.15 Camping Digs05.08.15 Best of The Best
05.05.15 Avengers 205.04.15 Burn!
05.01.15 Gotta Have My Bowl, Gotta Have Cereal04.29.15 Good To Be Back
11.26.14 Satan Lives11.24.14 Sting Vs The Authority
11.20.14 All The Pain In The World Can't Stop Us11.18.14 So Grim Outside....
11.16.14 Jack And The Cuckoo-clock Heart11.15.14 U.M. Vs F.S.U
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Highway Jerkoff

For some reason when I was on the interstate I started daydreaming that Sasha Grey was giving me a BJ. I was getting a raging boner so I was like fuck it....cuffing the carrot in one hand, holding the steering wheel the other..80+ in a 65 1-95. Easily the most badass thing I've ever did.
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