BallsToTheWall
Frederick Metzengerstein
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Top Archie Comic Characters

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1The Blue Letter
Prima Facie


1.Reggie. He's a loudmouth, narcissistic badass, practical joker and belligerent douche yet deep down he's a swell guy and is loyal to his pals.
2Man Overboard
Man Overboard


Jughead.....the ultimate bro to have....the crown hat, the awesome dog(more on that later) and the incredible metabolism. Also very shrewd and nifty at countering Reggie's ploy. Tougher than he look. Only downside...afraid of women.
3Vowel
All the Sad Songs


Archie. The lovable Ginger with a heart of gold and three girls all over his dick and then some. Cheryl, Betty,Veronica, etc. He's a goofball, clumsy as hell and often in trouble with is rival Reggie and father Lodge yet is the ultimate ladies man and most likable dude in the series.
4So Hideous, My Love
To Clasp a Fallen Wish With Broken Fingers


Midge. There's something about her that is alluring. Not shallow like Ronnie and not naive like Betty. She's a smart, rad chick. Reggie's attempts are pretty funny resulting in a sound beating from Moose.
5Ramones
Rocket to Russia


Principal Weatherbee. The Dean of Mean.....Strict and rough on the outside he cares about his students and is a good prince of a pal adored by all.
6Necrocomiccon
Hot Dog Cart Hunger


Hot-Dog. Greatest dog ever......
7Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea


Pop Tate...the owner of Chok'lit Shoppe who somehow hasn't been drievn bankrupt by Jughead.
8Beach House
Teen Dream


Trulya Twist. A conceited, conniving bitch of a woman yet I can't help but love her. I don't know maybe it's because I like dominant women.
9Slayer
God Hates Us All


Hiram Lodge....this grumpy old dude and Archie are a hell of a pair.
10Meshuggah
Catch Thirtythree


Moose. DUH!!!!!!!
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