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|Top Archie Comic Characters|
|1||The Blue Letter|
1.Reggie. He's a loudmouth, narcissistic badass, practical joker and belligerent douche yet deep down he's a swell guy and is loyal to his pals.
Jughead.....the ultimate bro to have....the crown hat, the awesome dog(more on that later) and the incredible metabolism. Also very shrewd and nifty at countering Reggie's ploy. Tougher than he look. Only downside...afraid of women.
All the Sad Songs
Archie. The lovable Ginger with a heart of gold and three girls all over his dick and then some. Cheryl, Betty,Veronica, etc. He's a goofball, clumsy as hell and often in trouble with is rival Reggie and father Lodge yet is the ultimate ladies man and most likable dude in the series.
|4||So Hideous, My Love|
To Clasp a Fallen Wish With Broken Fingers
Midge. There's something about her that is alluring. Not shallow like Ronnie and not naive like Betty. She's a smart, rad chick. Reggie's attempts are pretty funny resulting in a sound beating from Moose.
Rocket to Russia
Principal Weatherbee. The Dean of Mean.....Strict and rough on the outside he cares about his students and is a good prince of a pal adored by all.
Hot Dog Cart Hunger
Hot-Dog. Greatest dog ever......
|7||Neutral Milk Hotel|
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Pop Tate...the owner of Chok'lit Shoppe who somehow hasn't been drievn bankrupt by Jughead.
Trulya Twist. A conceited, conniving bitch of a woman yet I can't help but love her. I don't know maybe it's because I like dominant women.
God Hates Us All
Hiram Lodge....this grumpy old dude and Archie are a hell of a pair.
|dishonorable mention goes to Ethel and Dilton for being so fucking annoying...in addition to Chuck and Nancy.....not because they are black but because they are dull as fuck.|
|Agreed! Ethel and Dilton fucking suck. Also right about Chuck and Nancy. Jughead ftw.|
|First thing I do tomorrow when I wake up is to go to publix and buy the latest issue of Archie and Pals.|
|Right on. |
|I have a massive collection of Archie comics. You can tell it's getting tough for them not to re-use past story lines. |
|POP TATE IS DA JUNZ|
|I always though Archie and Betty and Reggie and Veronica should have ultimately ended up as a pair. Probably because they're all so alike.|
|Well yeah. Did they ever officially announce either one?|
|No ides, lost track of Archie and co years ago but will get back into the loop soon enough.|
|I don't think they have. And I don't think they ever will, they'll just keep doing the "oh wow it was just a dream" thing. |
|I had an idea to form a Archie themed hxc band. We'll all be The Archies but we'll need two chicks.|
|I'd buy it. |