Charmander Jones.....The U.

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Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
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Worst Skyrim Characters

Skyrim is littered with worthless douchebags that can't be killed soon enough.
Souvenirs d'un autre Monde

Delphine. What an arrogant self righteous fuck. Claims to be all mighty and powerful but really doesn't know shit about anything and enslaves you to do thy bidding. And she wants you to kill your boy Paarthurnax for no reason. What a twat. Going to kill her today.
The Opposite From Within

Legate Rikke. Another butch dyke I can't stand. Ugh.....What is a women doing on the battlefield?
3Bleeding Through
The Truth

Wolves. You can't walk 10 yards without being harassed by these persisent motherfuckers. I used to think wolves were pretty kvlt, not anymore. They're pests that need to be put down.
4Avenged Sevenfold
Waking The Fallen

Cicero. The Jar Jar Binks of Skyrim albeit more terrifying. Guy scares and annoys the shit out of me simultaneously.
The Arrival

Sapphire. There's only so many snobbish "I have no business with you's" you can take before you butcher her in cold blood.

Markarth Guards. Damn, what a bunch of corrupt pricks. After completing the quest to whack Nepo and his Forswornian ways the guards showed how scumbaggish they really are. Next thing you know in the Temple of Talos two guards try to arrest me for getting involved. Fuck you bitch. Killed them, and another dozen or so more on my way out through this hellhole.
Arcane Rain Fell

Athis, Irileth. Elenwen, etc. I hate elves in general, bunch of smug, ugly assholes.
8Abigail Williams

Lurburk. Bards suck, especially this guy. Welcome to hell.
9 Crystal Castles
Crystale Castles II

Nazir. A pompous buffon. I dont trust the man, I get the impression that he'll roofie me and when I wake up my ass will be sore.
10In Flames
Soundtrack To Your Escape

Grelod The Kind.
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