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Favorite Satanic Bible Quotes

I'm sure at this point we've all read or at least glanced through Anton Lavey's Satanic Bible. There are some good points to be made but there is alot of pretentiousness and humor to be found. My favorites no particular order.
1Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


Satanism encourages it's members to develop a good strong ego because it gives them the self respect necessary for a vital existence in this life.
2Brand New
Deja Entendu


Psychic vampires are individuals who drain others of their vital energy.
3Thrice
Vheissu


I blast out the ghastly contents of philosophically whited sepulchers and laugh with sardonic wrath.
4Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


I question all things. As I stand before the festering and varnished facades of your haughtiest moral dogmas, I write thereon in letters of blazing scorn: Lo and behold all this is fraud.
5Nelly
Nellyville


Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, smash him on the other! smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law.
6Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


All devout "white-lighters' are concerned with pleasing God so that they might have the "Pearly Gates" opened for them when they die.
7Ludacris
Chicken 'N' Beer


Gluttony is simply eating more than you need to keep yourself alive.
8The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Lonely Road


With all the debates about whether or not God is dead, if he isn't he better have Medicare.
9Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


I AM A SATANIST! BOW DOWN, FOR I AM THE HIGHEST EMBODIMENT OF HUMAN LIFE!
10Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion


In the name of Satan, the ruler of the earth, the king of the world, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their infernal power upon me.
11Bomb the Music Industry!
Vacation


My rod is athrust! the penetrating force of my venom shall shatter the sanctity of that mind which is barren of lust, and as the seed falleth, so shall it's vapours be spread within that reeling brain benumbing it to helplessness according to my will!
12Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


my loins are aflame! The dripping of nectar from my eager cleft shall act as pollen to that slumbering brain, and the mind that feels not lust shall on a sudden reel with crazed impulse.
13Atreyu
Best of Atreyu


I call upon the messengers of doom to slash with grim delight this victim I hath chosen.
14Taylor Swift
Fearless


And the Jews have always been given the devil's name.
15Apator
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan


Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.
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