BallsToTheWall: Who Would Win In A Fight?

Trebor17 11.22.11	1 would be very one sided Matt Shadows would get hit once and start crying and yelling time out
geng 11.22.11	Bare in mind though that most of the black metal people have the power of Satan behind them.
omnipanzer 11.22.11	I'm going to make a blanket statement of Hardcore, the metalcore have too much hair which is a liability.
jorge22s 11.22.11	Tony Soprano
omnipanzer 11.22.11	"Bare in mind though that most of the black metal people have the power of Satan behind them." Satan is a puss, don't get me started on that bitch.
Hawks 11.22.11	10 would be interesting.
Oathbreaker 11.22.11	Faust is a fag (funny cause he kills fags) but Trym would reduce him to dust.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	Metalheads are frail so it wouldn't take much to take em out, however they are vengeful fucks who will probaly slit your throat when you catch some zzzzs at whihc point you will be sacrificed. If you are awake you can take them out.
Oathbreaker 11.22.11	10 would go something like this: - You're screwed, I brought a knife. - I brought a tatoo gun. - SHIT, ABANDON SHIP!
AliW1993 11.22.11	Henry Rollins would win any fight
Timmons 11.22.11	varg vikernes would just stab jeff whitehead then run. and burn a church on the way
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	Trym would beat Faust? What makes you think that.
witchxrapist 11.22.11	yo, stickman would kill everyone on this list
accompliceofmydeath 11.22.11	The guy from Harm's Way or Greg Puciato would probably molly whop all of these guys. 12 would be cool as fuck.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	Bullshit, Varg is pacified and content with his surroundings. Whitehead leads in the aggression factor. Also fuck Sons of Anarchy for making Rollins look like a bitch.
witchxrapist 11.22.11	stickman is the singer from fury of v, jersey metalcore band from the '90s he's fucking jacked: http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41600_200079126434_4127_n.jpg
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	Varg will win because he will start talking and when he starts talking there is inevitable paralyzing laughter and he stabs his foes.
Hawks 11.22.11	Get Gaahl in this. He'd win just because he'd rape them, torture them, kill them, then rape them again.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	Who's Stickman? I heard H'W's singer is really short. Johnny Plague has a pretty similar build but appears to have height advantage. That would be a great fight nonetheless.
accompliceofmydeath 11.22.11	Too bad Fury of V sucked.
Oathbreaker 11.22.11	Gaahl sucks cock. @Balls, I meant Trym would kill Max.
bringonthebreakdown 11.22.11	2 prolly harms way guy 3 prolly karl he's big 4 dwid cause hes in integrity 5. def mat bruso 6. most one-sided fight 7. greg is a fucking tank and justice isn't that big at all. unless you mean greg vs. all of trapped under ice in which case i feel like greg would still win 8. probably peters, phil is kinda small 10. varg because he's just kill him in some crazy way 12. none of the above because skarhead would crush all of them
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	Gahhl dated a male fashion designer. Nuff said. Eugene Robinson is the most insane person on this list, and he's a bonafide legit fighter dont think anybody here could take him. Not even with Dwid, Greg and Karl on the side.
Hawks 11.22.11	"Gahhl dates a male fashion designer. Nuff said." God that guy fell off...
witchxrapist 11.22.11	"Too bad Fury of V sucked." Not the point. Stickman would kill EVERYBODY.
andcas 11.22.11	1. seriously? etienne sin wouldn't even get in the cage 2. probably johnny. other guy is all upper body illusion. 3. brendan 4. dwid 5. frankie took on vincent from tas so I guess him. 6. matt shadows, he's actually a beast in person. 7. greg, come on that's not even a thinker at all. 8. phil but only if he's fueled on some drugs. 9. don't care 10. varg would probably kill him and the referee. 11. don't care 12. no survivors
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	http://www.last.fm/music/Oxbow/+images/29037675
Relinquished 11.22.11	Rollins Harm's Way Karl Bruso Earth Crisis Greg Anselmo not sure Whitehead, unless Varg brings the Euronymous killing weapon Schirmer, cuz King has that thing on his neck now 12. someone is gonna bring gun so...
andcas 11.22.11	I want to see buddy nielsen from senses fail take on anyone from brokencyde. he hates those kids and trains in brazilian jiu jitsu.
Hyperion1001 11.22.11	anyone named johnny plague would automatically lose any fight
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	He's a big fucking dude, I doubt it unless he has a glass jaw. That would be the most even sided fight on this list though. Like watching two albino gorillas trying to claw one another to death.
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	Eh, Ross Dolan could also be somwhere. At least from his looks.
andcas 11.22.11	@hyper, beg to differ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T80sI3w1oJM
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	There's some Eastern European black metal duo that could pass off as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Franco Columbu, dont remember the name but it was pretty entertaining to see two guys like that play pagan folk/black metal.
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	Can't tell you why, andcas - but that video made me laugh hard.
Ssssssss 11.22.11	lol I wanna see Frank Mullen fight someone
andcas 11.22.11	understandable. I was simply illustrating how big the dude actually is.
Winsomniac 11.22.11	No Trapped Under Ice fighting? I dunno about that.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	What.
andcas 11.22.11	singer can't even handle someone jumping on him so I doubt he'd win.
Winsomniac 11.22.11	I didn't see the album so I glossed over the mention. But they'd win. Against fucking everyone.
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	Being big, tattooed and bulgy doesn't gain you shit in a fight unless if you're opponent is aware of that. If not, well, then he's probably dumb either way.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	It's just like the Deadliest Warrior episode of the Samurai beating the Viking one on one. I mean one on one it's not difficult to fathom. The Gracies for example could and can pretty much take everyone out. But in a group Braveheart esque setting I don't see how technicality can overcome sheer size and strength. Then again i've never been in a brawl of that magnitude although I long for it at some point.
andcas 11.22.11	ninja episode was bullshit because the ninja was so unevenly matched.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	I would love to own black eggs.
witchxrapist 11.22.11	http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41600_200079126434_4127_n.jpg /thread and wolfhorde is that was about stickman, dude, read up on your HARDCOREXHISTORY
andcas 11.22.11	andy williams from every time I die is a big dude. wanna see him fight.
Trebor17 11.22.11	Karl is the toughest metalcore guy
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	Wylie, you as potatohead should know that vikings weren't just "brutal big dudes". They were probably pretty fucking fast with their swords. (power + a properly balanced sword with a close POB to the hilt => awesomeness that will most likely break any katana, also because katana was made for steel on flesh contact, viking and European swords generally for steel on steel)
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvdSgyNjnEo True. This talk about Vikings reminds me I need to stock up on more canned Herring.
foxblood 11.22.11	lol 5
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	And you need to stock up on actual knowledge about Europeans/vikings fighting style, brah. European Sword fighting is fuckin thrash in your face. Literally.
BallsToTheWall 11.22.11	I started reading 6 books in the past few months, none of them have been finished. I have no desire right now to read.
NWOAHM666 11.22.11	Phil Anselmo kicks everyone's ass. End of the question.
witchxrapist 11.22.11	yo stickman would beat the shit out of phil anselmo and 12 vikings at once
Wolfhorde 11.22.11	You don't need to read. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjT4JepA-Vc&feature=player_embedded Watch this and feel it.
Cerbyrus 11.22.11	Greg Puciato vs. everyone
witchxrapist 11.22.11	stickman is the shit of greg puciatos nightmares
qwe3 11.22.11	puciato could win against the whole world
NWOAHM666 11.23.11	Oh, BTW; in case you don't know the "guy in Earth Crisis" is called Karl Buechner. Always good to know.