BallsToTheWall
Frederick Metzengerstein
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Last Active 01-05-14 10:53 pm
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Elite 4: Ranked

Rival not included.
1Menace Ruine
Union of Irreconcilables


1. Agatha. A decrepit old woman who turned her back on Professor Oak. She has grown bitter in her later years, severing ties with her old romantic interest and friend. Her pokemon type, specializing in the occult, strikes fear into the hearts of many with her array of ghost and grotesque beast type pokemon. Gengar, Golbat, Haunter, Arbok.
2John Murphy
28 Weeks Later Soundtrack


2. Lorelei. A self empowered, respectable, intelligent women who cannot be goaded into the same breath as Erica. Specializes in ice/psychic types but can use the stubbornness of Slowbro to grind you down. If not Dewgong, Jynx and Lapras will take you out in a variety of ways. A most challenging foe.
3Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold


Bruno. The one dimensional force of the Elite 4 who lives by brute strength. The Emmet Cullen of The Elite 4, just not quite as handsome. Onix, Machamp, Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee unleash a devastating barrage of physical attacks that will drain your HP. However, with specialty Pokemon, utilizing the best of bubbleeam, psychic, confuse ray, leech seed and other hp draining moves you will dispatch this foe with ease.
4Jeffree Star
Beauty Killer


Lance. Moar like Lance Bass. Easy one really. The pretty boy, the chosen one, the resourceful little fuck with all the prestige and great weaponry, also has a nice cape. He could star in a Twilight gay porn parody. His pokemon types consists of Dragonite, Dragonair and Gyarados, insuring his self imposed greatness albeit well deserved. He is better and more successful than you. He's a tough cookie to crack but if you have Mewtwo, Snorlax, Zapdos, and either Charizard, Venusaur or Blastoise you shall prevail.
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