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Pokemon Gym Leaders: Ranked

The original 8.
1Burzum
Fallen


Giovanni. Goes without saying that the top spot belongs to this coldhearted, suit wearing bastard that preaches by sheer strength, control and utter domination. Nidoking and Nidogueen are badass.
2World's End Girlfriend
Hurtbreak Wonderland


Koga. The ninja that specializes in poison type pokemon. Rather than beating you with brute strength his pokemon will infect you and sap you dry. Weezing and Muk need no introduction they are uncouth beasts.
3Jenny Hval
Viscera


Sabrina. Ghost/psycic type pokemon. This sexy babe with the dark past makes you have to put some work in finding the right teleport paths and when you do it's all Psybeam and Recover in your fucking face. Alakazam is a tough S.O.B to beat.
4Hatebreed
Perseverance


LT. Surge. The ex military tough guy with the Pikachu. Promotes electricity to course through your veins. Raichu and Magnetron is a good bet but as long as you have Dugtro by your side you will smite this furious commando. Also trip switches suck.
5Agalloch
Ashes Against the Grain


Blaine. A Senior citizen with a cache of premier fire type Pokemon. Ninetails is a sexy creature. So is Arcanine but Blastoise will dispose of these beasts. By now you should have administered the fabled rarecandy code by the side of Cinnibar island.
6Celine Dion
All The Way...A Decade of Song


Misty: She has everything going against her. Red hair, woman status, annoying television presence and an array of really gay starfish and shellfish pokemon. I take sadistic joy in crushing her with my powerful Pickachu and or Butterfree/Ivysaur.
7The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World


Brock: Lame in the game lame in the show. Flirts with every girl he sees and never succeeds. The Anti-Manowar of pokemon. What a puss. In addition his ground type collection is pretty soft and easy to dispose of even with a Charmander. One high point is he has a Onix. Onix are fucking badass.
8Misfits
The Devil's Rain


Erica because seriously, lol feminism. All girl gym? Excuse me!!!Yeah fuck you. She's a bitch to beat if you dont have a Charmeleon though. Doesnt make up for the fact that her approach is too girly and too delicate. Victrebell. Technically lower in rank then Misty but the feminist leanings make her bottom of the heap.
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