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Top 15 Pornstars

New school, sorry Tera Patrick. These are the gals that make it no longer a purpose for me to get laid. Me and my hand have never been so close together.
1Manowar
Kings of Metal


Dylan Ryder. Curvy body, pretty face and boasts my favorite haircut on a girl.
2Manowar
Battle Hymns


Gia Dimarco...Italian, thin, tan and hot as shit.
3Manowar
Into Glory Ride


Vika Sokol. Russian....nuff said.
4Manowar
Gods of War


Alanah Rae. Busty blonde. Gets your motor going.
5Dio
Holy Diver


Austin Kincaid. Busty brunette who is hotter than hot.
6Iron Maiden
Powerslave


Kianna. A longtime favorite. Asian, busty as hell and highly fappable.
7Judas Priest
British Steel


Riley Mason. Goth brunette reminds me of sucide girls, fuck yeah.
8Running Wild
Black Hand Inn


Austin Taylor. Short, busty blonde with tree trunk like legs and junk in the trunk. Bangs alot of black dudes.
9Fishermans Death
Among the Shore


Victoria Shay. Brunette with a girl next door appearance.
10Geist
Galeere


Faye Reagan. Redhead, her face isn't that hot but man o man does she turn me on.
11Battlelore
Evernight


Phoenix Marie. Another well endowed blonde. Get it in you.
12Finntroll
Ur Jordens Djup


Kata Assassin. Russian nuff said.
13Alestorm
Captain Morgan's Revenge


Sativa Rose. Latina nuff said.
14Barbarians
Dawn Of Brotherhood


Jessica Lynn. Blonde with a great face and body.
15 Whispered
Album


Shawna Lenee. There's another hot blonde who looks exactly like her cant remember her name. Doesnt matter because Whispered is brilliant Samurai metal.
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