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|Die Antwoord + Jamaican Black Metal|
Die Antwoord's ability to creep me out while simultaneously getting me to pelvic thrust coupled with some black guy wearing a hooded robe playing bedroom black metal in Jamaica is so much of a mindfuck it almost makes me forget that I haven't been on a date in 13 months.
I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY!!!!
Satanic Powers In Jamaican Hills
Opinions? Is black metal too grim for a black man to make it in the big leagues or does Varg disapprove of this race breaking shift in what is predominantly known as a white mans genre? Is it equality to all? What does Varg think of the Middles Eastern black metal scene? Does Varg wear Turtlenecks while making bad judgment calls? Are the members of Emperor still even alive? Can a Platypus be beautiful? Can a tree play checkers? Which God would win in a street fight? God, Odin, Alla, Cthulhu?
Is it just me or does one of the premier death metal bands of all time only have 2 reviews on sputnik, neither of which include Crusade or War Master? For shame... I am wailing in my sleep...
|There's Jamaican Black Metal? Sweet!|
|profile pic for the motherfucking win|
|Girl looks exactly like a diminutive pal I knew in 8th grade named Rick, the difference being well, Rick's a male and had a buzz cut, otherwise they could be twins.|
|Varg is old. Varg also hates the middle easterns, especially the jews. He probably does wear turtlenecks and most definately makes bad judgement calls. No one knows where Emperor is. Platipie are always beautiful. Trees can play checkers, i just had a game with one. Cthulhu would beat all the other gods but have his most difficult fight with Odin.|
Also Jamaican bm ist kreig.
|Nuthin but a thang.....Coconut rum + fast riffs.....HOT OFF THE PRESS.... Arghoslent/Orisha Shakpana split.|