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Die Antwoord + Jamaican Black Metal

Die Antwoord's ability to creep me out while simultaneously getting me to pelvic thrust coupled with some black guy wearing a hooded robe playing bedroom black metal in Jamaica is so much of a mindfuck it almost makes me forget that I haven't been on a date in 13 months.
1Die Antwoord
5


I AM YOUR BUTTERFLY!!!!
2Orisha Shakpana
Satanic Powers In Jamaican Hills


Opinions? Is black metal too grim for a black man to make it in the big leagues or does Varg disapprove of this race breaking shift in what is predominantly known as a white mans genre? Is it equality to all? What does Varg think of the Middles Eastern black metal scene? Does Varg wear Turtlenecks while making bad judgment calls? Are the members of Emperor still even alive? Can a Platypus be beautiful? Can a tree play checkers? Which God would win in a street fight? God, Odin, Alla, Cthulhu?
3Bolt Thrower
War Master


Is it just me or does one of the premier death metal bands of all time only have 2 reviews on sputnik, neither of which include Crusade or War Master? For shame... I am wailing in my sleep...
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