Charmander Jones.....The U.

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Album Edits 1,260

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Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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11.29.15 Hungover11.28.15 Stay Blessed
11.24.15 Don't Stop Believing11.20.15 POW!!
11.15.15 Cam Newton11.11.15 Brace Yourselves!
11.10.15 A Douchebag's Gym Playlist11.08.15 NFC Underdogs
11.03.15 M.E.T.A.L.10.27.15 Fast Riffs
10.22.15 Frostbitten10.21.15 Media Hype
10.20.15 $2010.14.15 Swallowed Up By The Sea
10.12.15 The Hourglass of Life10.11.15 Apple Cider Iced Tea
10.08.15 Starbucks Iced Lattes10.06.15 News Articles
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9 Users I'd Pillage With

I like alot of you guys id get drunk and fight with you to the end of days but alas I choose only 9 well 12 valiant warriors to accompany me upon my trek. We shall crush, slay, drink and love. And sail ships from destination to destination setting up temporarily residences.
1Absurd [GER]
Death From The Forest

Wolfhorde: Simply put he's German. Germans are bad ass even despite their stupid decision to bring back unrestricted submarine warfare and make an attempt to incite Mexico. Germans can drink, fight, build, make sauerkraut and do whatever necessary. Plus Wolfhordes a cool dude.
Born Again

Relinquished. Mysterious, vicious and sporadic. A strong man of stature he will bring physicality and commentary along with a preternatural presence due to his dissapearing acts.
3Fallen Angel
An Omen of Apocalypse

Rasputin. Black occult wizard. Much like the real Russian you can shoot, stab and poison him and you cant kill the son of a bitch. He is the chemist and philosopher

HS Thomas. The Wedge Antilles of the group. Always clutch and always dependable.
First Battle Won

Dethrasher. The resident Swede and the sage of the group. Mystical, of viking descent and battle hardened Dethrasher in his broken grasp of the English language will provide the humor and wisdom.
Moving Pictures

Intothepit, Bighans, Kill and Sonic. Apart they are strong but together this true 4 horsemen of the apocalypse will wreak havoc on unsuspecting denizens, play serious metal riffage on lutes and party hard, constantly bicker and annoy and brag about sexual conquests or in other cases being grounded or being married and having kids.
The Curtain Hits the Cast

Willie. Enforcer and captain of the ship. Keeps the crew's spirits and egos in check when shit is looking down. temporary banning is possible, he'll be sending you down to the depths of a ship locked up in a ginormous barrel shaped outhouse.
Wars of the Roses

Angelofdeath. Chef, brewmaster and an additional swordsman. Nothing queer about a man who knows how to cook.
9 Gnaw Their Tongues
Per Flagellum Sanquemque Tenebras Veneramus

Andcas. Shipmaster, whips the slaves into shape and makes sure they keep a steady pace while capitalizing oin his alcoholism. (Hawks, Apollo, among others, Somequest ended up murdering Maniac! and Josh D in a revolt and got thrown offboard and later swallowed by Moby Dick only to be thrown up and tamed the beast as his own chauffeur.
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