Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
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An Iphone!!! How Does It Work?

The other day i washed my phone in the washer, the very same phone I had since my senior year 2006. But it's all good my brother gave me a 4 whatever the fuck that means. I have an iphone now and have no idea how to work it. Think big like Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson in Zoolander. List is digs. Starting from dark and dreary and flat out banannas to rise progressively to more uplifting music. WHACHYA KNOW ABOUT IT SPUTNIK. PUNKS BE DELETING MY NEWS ARTICLES AFTER 4 YEARS OF HEARTY SERVICE. NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY. SIPPIN ON SOME PROTEIN TO CALM ME DOWN.

This haunts your dreams with bleak instrumental soundscapes.
2Mains de Givre
Esther Marie

more awesome dark instrumental music and it has Mastodon violin solos all over the place.
3John Zorn
Naked City

crazy shit yo. Still looking for raw minimalist pirate black metal from Somalia.
4Woods of Desolation
Torn Beyond Reason

Almost as if Agalloch early Ulver and Drudkh mated and had a three way baby in hyper space. No darkness here ok. Only epic forest metal for picking berries and fistign elves.
Obsidian shaking Codex
6Bright Eyes
The People's Key

7The Saddest Landscape
You Will Not Survive
8Love American
Love American

Need to hear this before every douchebag with a keyboard starts uploading their bands on sputnik only to have their fellow sputnikers review their music. Oh wait I already did. Shit.....
9Lights Out Asia
Eyes Like Brontide
10 Vitamin C
Graduation Song

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