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Holding Camp In Ov Woods Of Impenetrable Frostbitten Darkness.

Bringing the bare essentials, Hatchet, Brian's Winter, Necronomicon, Chocolate stout beer, Irish Mist herb whiskey, deer jerky, spiced meats, potato salad, sweet potatoes, a halrberd, two battle axes, and bear fur coat/chain mail to keep me warm I currently reside in the mountainous region of hell known as the white mountains. The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead. And the Dead keep it. The way is shut.
1The Snowman
Walking In The Air


Brought my VCR to watch this instrumentally significant 15 minute wordless movie.
2Marissa Nadler
Little Hells


Dream Folk for writing in my journal about the days events. Skinning a moose, and using it's antlers to attach to my head,myself becoming the horned Irish deity Cernunnos.
3Birkenau
In The Falling Snow


Depressive, atmospheric black metal for truding through the blistering windswept landscape.
4Paysage d'Hiver
Steineiche


Wintery ambient black metal for attacking my enemy nazi zombie hordes in the blanket of snow and then cracking open a beer afterwards.
5Tenhi
Maaaet


Gotta have the neo-folk
6Sol Invictus
In the Rain


x2
7Black Mountain Transmitter
Black Goat Of The Woods


Dark ambient for channeling the Scandinavian devil goddess Tunrida to embrace me in her arms, granting me powers ov an un-christian coffee house proportion.
8Ulver
Bergtatt


Folk metal for morphing into a lycan, haunting the mountains of madness while serving as messenger and guard of Cthulhu.
9Still Corners
Don't Fall In Love


Shoegaze for reminiscing about losing my lost love to a carpenter. A gypsy carpenter at that.
10Jacula
In Cauda Semper Stat Venenum


Dark 70's prog rock with organs and shit to continue being dark and ominous.
11Grouper
Dragging a Dead Deer Up a Hill


Impenetrable sadness swells my heart till it blackens and chars itself into nothingness. Oh thy loneliness will never go away.
12Messiah
Hymn to Abramelin


1986 was a great year. Messiah pisses on Metallica and Slayer with this audio onslaught.
13Dear Euphoria
This Night Will Flee


Bleak Scandinavian Indie Pop for recollecting the better days of youth where times weren't so hard.
14Life In the Dark
The Sunya Is Rising


Bleak instrumental soundscapes, the piano, the drone, the waves of distortion. The walk of a solitary man embracing his fate while walking past an old 1800's burial ground.
15Hey Monday
Hold On Tight


Ultimately he finds redemption and sense of purpose.... and his spirit has been reborn from the charred remains. The wings spread once more and the man smiles as the bright sun warms his face.
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