Frederick Metzengerstein

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Last Active 01-05-14 10:53 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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Vikings Don't Celebrate Valentines Day

Another goddamn year, another day dedicated towards the human plague that is love. I will crush a horn of mead, go to bars and find unconfident females where I will bang and let go. Get home, put my helmet on, blast Guardians of Asguard and go into an minimalistic frenzy. And if I see any couples that are being melodramatic, almost rubbing their happiness in my face with gifts/feelings, I will walk into the restaurant, yell and throw food at them, take their gifts and kick them at random cars.
1Amon Amarth
Surtur Rising

Here's to hoping it leaks ebfore then so I have the motivation to succeed.
Blood Fire Death
Hels Vite
5Mercyful Fate
Don't Break the Oath
Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
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